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Upload to Facebook Girl: Describe me in one word.
Boy: Mine! -
Upload to Facebook Girls bring up their boyfriends to get guys to stop flirting with them, guys bring up their girlfriends to indicate that they're not flirting! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: What do you think about our love?
Girl: Count the stars in the sky.
Boy: Aww... it's infinity!
Girl: Nope. It's just a waste of time! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Shaadi Karlo Mujhse.
Girl: Par Tum Toh Mere Bhai Jaise Ho.
Boy: Toh Phir Nikaah Karlo! -
Upload to Facebook One-sided love:
Boy: I love you.
Girl: But I don't.
Boy: Maine Pucha Tere Se! -
Upload to Facebook A boy sent a message to his girlfriend:
Boy: I am breaking up with you.
Girl: Okay, bye.
Boy: You'll never find someone like me.
Girl: Thank God! -
Upload to Facebook A boy sent a message to his crush.
Boy: I love you, do you love me?
Girl: hahahahaha
Boy: Arre, Usne 5 Baar Ha Bola! -
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: You have never smiled at me since we started dating.
Boyfriend: I thought you said you wanted a serious relationship! -
Upload to Facebook Girls' Bestie Advice: Woh Khud Karega Text, Tum Mat Karna.
Boys' Bestie Advice: Tu Koi Shehzada Nahi Hai, Kar De Jaldi Se Text! -
Upload to Facebook A boy sent a message to a girl.
Boy: Can we talk?
Girl: Talk about what?
Boy: Us.
Girl: Why do you want to talk about the United States?
Boy: Sorry wrong number!
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