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Upload to Facebook Girl: I am a modern girl, I don't need to learn cooking.
Boy: Cooking is a survival skill, not some fashion accessory you can avoid! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Tum Itni Acchi Kyon Ho?
Girl: Kyonki Tum Abhi Naye Ho! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Online Ho Phir Bhi Reply Nahi.
Girl: Tere Liye Nahi Hun! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: I found lipstick on your dungarees.
Boy: I can explain.
Girl: Just ask her the shade and brand name! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: Do you drink alcohol.
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Sharam Nahi Aati?
Boy: Nanga Ho Kar Thoda Peeta Hun! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Itna Chhota Reply, Kuch Kar Rahi Ho Kya?
Girl: Haan.
Boy: Kya?
Girl: Ignore! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: Ok f9, I'll talk 2 u t9i8 w8 4 me.
Boy: Didi Hindi Ya Angrezi Mein Baat Kar Lo. Maths Hamari Bachpan Se Hi Weak Hai! -
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: What do you want?
Me: Nutella and you.
Girlfriend: Choose only one.
Me: N'you'tella! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: What's your name?
Girl: Vidhi and yours?
Boy: Vidhaan! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: I don't eat peppers, mushrooms, onions or seafood.
Girl: Well, I don't date children so this is over!
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