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Upload to Facebook On a chat:
Girl: Hey Babe! Why are you not replying?
Boy: Sorry, attended a funeral.
Girl: Oh! Who died?
Boy: My feelings for you! -
Upload to Facebook If a girl talks sweetly, she is charming.
If a boy talks sweetly, he is flirting!
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Upload to Facebook If a girl laughs loudly, she is cheerful.
If a boy laughs loudly, he is mannerless!
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Upload to Facebook On a date:
Boy to waiter: 2 black coffees.
Girl: I want pink.
Boy: Give me only one, she is not with me! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Who is the most useless Avenger?
Girl: I think Bajaj Avenger, Udta Bhi Nahi Hai! -
Upload to Facebook When a girl loves a boy, no one knows except the girl.
And when a boy loves a girl, every one knows except the girl! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Tum Ladkiya Apni Vidai Ke Time Itna Kyon Roti Ho?
Girl: Jab Tu Jayega Na Bina Salary Ke, Kisi Dusre Ke Ghar Ka Kaam Karne, Toh Tu Bhi Royega! -
Upload to Facebook A boy's question on social media:
What can I do to make a woman happy if I don't have money?
Girl's reply:
Stay away from her! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: You look so cute when you're mad.
Girl: If you continue to do this I'll be gorgeous too! -
Upload to Facebook Girl calls her boyfriend:
Girl: How's the weather?
Boy: It's raining cats and dogs.
Girl: Koi Pug Mile Toh Rakh Lena Mere Liye!
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