Boy: I don't eat peppers, mushrooms, onions or seafood. Girl: Well, I don't date children so this is over! |
On a chat: Girl: Hey Babe! Why are you not replying? Boy: Sorry, attended a funeral. Girl: Oh! Who died? Boy: My feelings for you! |
If a girl talks sweetly, she is charming. If a boy talks sweetly, he is flirting! #StopGenderInequality |
If a girl laughs loudly, she is cheerful. If a boy laughs loudly, he is mannerless! #StopGenderInequality |
On a date: Boy to waiter: 2 black coffees. Girl: I want pink. Boy: Give me only one, she is not with me! |
Boy: Who is the most useless Avenger? Girl: I think Bajaj Avenger, Udta Bhi Nahi Hai! |
When a girl loves a boy, no one knows except the girl. And when a boy loves a girl, every one knows except the girl! |
Boy: Tum Ladkiya Apni Vidai Ke Time Itna Kyon Roti Ho? Girl: Jab Tu Jayega Na Bina Salary Ke, Kisi Dusre Ke Ghar Ka Kaam Karne, Toh Tu Bhi Royega! |
A boy's question on social media: What can I do to make a woman happy if I don't have money? Girl's reply: Stay away from her! |
Boy: You look so cute when you're mad. Girl: If you continue to do this I'll be gorgeous too! |