Girl and Boy SMS

  • Girl: I am a modern girl, I don't need to learn cooking.<br/>
Boy: Cooking is a survival skill, not some fashion accessory you can avoid!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: I am a modern girl, I don't need to learn cooking.
    Boy: Cooking is a survival skill, not some fashion accessory you can avoid!
  • Boy: Tum Itni Acchi Kyon Ho?<br/>
Girl: Kyonki Tum Abhi Naye Ho!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: Tum Itni Acchi Kyon Ho?
    Girl: Kyonki Tum Abhi Naye Ho!
  • Boy: Online Ho Phir Bhi Reply Nahi.<br/>
Girl: Tere Liye Nahi Hun!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: Online Ho Phir Bhi Reply Nahi.
    Girl: Tere Liye Nahi Hun!
  • Girl: I found lipstick on your dungarees.<br/>
Boy: I can explain.<br/>
Girl: Just ask her the shade and brand name!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: I found lipstick on your dungarees.
    Boy: I can explain.
    Girl: Just ask her the shade and brand name!
  • Girl: Do you drink alcohol.<br/>
Boy: Yes.<br/>
Girl: Sharam Nahi Aati?<br/>
Boy: Nanga Ho Kar Thoda Peeta Hun!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: Do you drink alcohol.
    Boy: Yes.
    Girl: Sharam Nahi Aati?
    Boy: Nanga Ho Kar Thoda Peeta Hun!
  • Boy: Itna Chhota Reply, Kuch Kar Rahi Ho Kya?<br/>
Girl: Haan.<br/>
Boy: Kya?<br/>
Girl: Ignore!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: Itna Chhota Reply, Kuch Kar Rahi Ho Kya?
    Girl: Haan.
    Boy: Kya?
    Girl: Ignore!
  • Girl: Ok f9, I'll talk 2 u t9i8 w8 4 me.<br/>
Boy: Didi Hindi Ya Angrezi Mein Baat Kar Lo. Maths Hamari Bachpan Se Hi Weak Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: Ok f9, I'll talk 2 u t9i8 w8 4 me.
    Boy: Didi Hindi Ya Angrezi Mein Baat Kar Lo. Maths Hamari Bachpan Se Hi Weak Hai!
  • Girl: I want you to tie me up.
    Boy: Sure
    Girl: Blindfold me.
    Boy: OK
    Girl: Now, tease me a bit
    Boy: Your nose is big & your teeth are crooked!
  • Girlfriend: What do you want?<br/>
Me: Nutella and you.<br/>
Girlfriend: Choose only one.<br/>
Me: N'you'tella!Upload to Facebook
    Girlfriend: What do you want?
    Me: Nutella and you.
    Girlfriend: Choose only one.
    Me: N'you'tella!
  • Boy: What's your name?<br/>
Girl: Vidhi and yours?<br/>
Boy: Vidhaan!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: What's your name?
    Girl: Vidhi and yours?
    Boy: Vidhaan!
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