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Girl: Why did you delete them? We should save memory.
Boy: Yeah, that's what I did...saved memory! -
Upload to Facebook A girl to her boyfriend who is a Maths freak: How am I looking today?
Boyfriend: Tan C/ Sin C
Girlfriend: What?
Boyfriend: Tan C / Sin C = Sin C / Cos C / Sin C = 1 / Cos C = Sec C -
Upload to Facebook Woman has Man in it;
Mrs has Mr in it;
Female has Male in it;
Madam has Adam in it.
So Girls are always incomplete without Boys! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: Please don't upload your DP picture on Whatsapp.
Boy: But why?
Girl: The screen of my smartphone gets dirty with my lipstick marks! -
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Boy: Trust me, there is an advantage in it.
Gal: What's it?
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Upload to Facebook Dear Boys,
If you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect us to look like Victoria Secrets angels! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Adored one, may I print a kiss upon your lips?
Girl: Well-er-yes; you may print it, but you mustn't publish it! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: What's the difference between pleasure and torture?
Boy: Pleasure is thinking of you and torture is thinking of you too much! -
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Girl: No thanks. I'm already hearin' one! -
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Girl: You've never stayed so late before!
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