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Upload to Facebook Girl: What time do you go to sleep?
Boy: Only when you go to sleep?
Girl: Why only when I sleep?
Boy: Because then I'll have no reason to be awake! -
Upload to Facebook Boys use the word friendship to start love;
But girls use the word friendship to end love! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Are you a dictionary?
Girl: Why?
Boy: Because you just gave me the definition of 'Life'! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: All my life I have been saving my kisses for a man like you.
Boy: So you are ready to lose the savings of a lifetime! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: Tell the world that you love me.
Boy whispers - I love you!
Girl: Why did you whisper it to me?
Boy: Because you are my world! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Can I confess something?
Girl: Sure.
Boy: You've the prettiest smile I've ever seen ?
.. Girl: Can I confess something as well?
Boy: Yeah.
Girl: This smile only exists because of you! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Hey, do you like water?
Girl: Yeah.
Boy: Good, then you already like 70% of me! -
Upload to Facebook A girl and a boy were sitting alone in the garden.
Girl: Do something which makes my heart beat faster.
Boy: Run, your father is coming! -
Upload to Facebook Tragedy of Girl's Life:
Good looking boys are not good boys;
Good boys are not good looking
Good looking and good boys are married;
Good single boys with good looks are not rich;
Rich single boys with good looks already have many girl friends! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: Would you like to be the Sun of my life?
Boy: Awwww. Yes.
Girl: Then stay 149,600,000 km away from me!
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