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![Girl: Will you marry me?<br/>
Boy: Yes.<br/>
Girl: When?<br/>
Boy: As soon as I complete CA.<br/>
Girl: Shaadi Nahi Karni Hai To Naa Bol Do, Faltu Bakwas Mat Karo!]()
Upload to Facebook Girl: Will you marry me?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: When?
Boy: As soon as I complete CA.
Girl: Shaadi Nahi Karni Hai To Naa Bol Do, Faltu Bakwas Mat Karo! -
A boy commented on his Facebook status - Happy New Year.
The girl wrote in comments - Same to you.
The boy edited the comment to - I love you! -
Expecting a negative answer, a girlfriend asks: Have you ever cheated, lied or broken promise?
To satisfy his girl, the boy replied: Nothing of these, I haven't done! -
Dear Boys,
Kitchen has 'He' in it.
So stop giving your stupid logic to start learning cooking immediately.
Sincerely,
Girls! -
Girl: Why do you always follow me around?
Boy: Well because, when I was a kid my mom told me to follow my dreams! -
![Boy: What's your age?<br />
Girl: We don't reveal our age to boys.<br />
Boy: What's your email address?<br />
Girl: pooja.1988@gmail.com]()
Upload to Facebook Boy: What's your age?
Girl: We don't reveal our age to boys.
Boy: What's your email address?
Girl: pooja.1988@gmail.com -
![Irony of Life:<br/><br/>
Little girls want Barbie Dolls and little boys want big cars.<br />
After growing up, big girls want big cars and big boys want Barbie girls!]()
Upload to Facebook Irony of Life:
Little girls want Barbie Dolls and little boys want big cars.
After growing up, big girls want big cars and big boys want Barbie girls! -
Boys go to college to develop their minds;
And Girls go to college to catch them before this happens! -
![Boy to a girl: Why don't you have a boyfriend?<br/>
Girl: I am not allowed to have a boyfriend... but why don't you have a girlfriend ?<br/>
Boy: Because you are not allowed to have a boyfriend yet. So simply waiting for you!]()
Upload to Facebook Boy to a girl: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Girl: I am not allowed to have a boyfriend... but why don't you have a girlfriend ?
Boy: Because you are not allowed to have a boyfriend yet. So simply waiting for you! -
![Girl: What time do you go to sleep?<br/>
Boy: Only when you go to sleep?<br/>
Girl: Why only when I sleep?<br/>
Boy: Because then I'll have no reason to be awake!]()
Upload to Facebook Girl: What time do you go to sleep?
Boy: Only when you go to sleep?
Girl: Why only when I sleep?
Boy: Because then I'll have no reason to be awake!
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