Boyfriend message to his Girlfriend: Boy: Baby Sorry to disturb you. Can you send me your Photo? It's an urgent serious matter. Girlfriend: Why do you need it? Boy: I'm playing cards with my friends and I've lost my 'Queen'! |
Girl: What do you want to be married to me for, anyhow? Boy: So I can kiss you anytime I want! |
Boy: Wanna hear a joke? Girl: Of course. Boy: Knock, knock. Girl: Who's there? Boy: Marry. Girl: Marry, who? Boy: Marry, me? |
Boy: I love you. Girl: Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai Na? Boy: Lo Kar Lo Baat, Friendship Hui Nahi Farmaishan Shuru! |
Boy: Why don't you get a Tattoo. Girl: I rather prefer Lovebites! |
Girl: Will you love me forever? Boy: I love you now, this moment. Girl: But forever? Boy: There is no forever but now! |
Boyfriend: You're so beautiful when you're angry. Girlfriend: Am I not beautiful all the time? Boyfriend: That's what I said! |
James Bond: My name is Bond, James Bond! She: I have a Friend, Boyfriend! |
Girlfriend: Baby, my heart is beating for you. Boyfriend: Yeh Toh Kuchh Bhi Nahi Hai, Pagli. Once my father was beating me for you! |
Boy: Sweetie, let's play a game. Girl: What game? Boy: Anything but not "Hide and Seek". Girl: Why? Boy: Because a girl like you is impossible to find! |