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Upload to Facebook Boy: Why don't you get a Tattoo.
Girl: I rather prefer Lovebites! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: Will you love me forever?
Boy: I love you now, this moment.
Girl: But forever?
Boy: There is no forever but now! -
Upload to Facebook Boyfriend: You're so beautiful when you're angry.
Girlfriend: Am I not beautiful all the time?
Boyfriend: That's what I said! -
Upload to Facebook James Bond: My name is Bond, James Bond!
She: I have a Friend, Boyfriend! -
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: Baby, my heart is beating for you.
Boyfriend: Yeh Toh Kuchh Bhi Nahi Hai, Pagli. Once my father was beating me for you! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Sweetie, let's play a game.
Girl: What game?
Boy: Anything but not "Hide and Seek".
Girl: Why?
Boy: Because a girl like you is impossible to find! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: Will you marry me?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: When?
Boy: As soon as I complete CA.
Girl: Shaadi Nahi Karni Hai To Naa Bol Do, Faltu Bakwas Mat Karo! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: What's your age?
Girl: We don't reveal our age to boys.
Boy: What's your email address?
Girl: pooja.1988@gmail.com -
Upload to Facebook Irony of Life:
Little girls want Barbie Dolls and little boys want big cars.
After growing up, big girls want big cars and big boys want Barbie girls! -
Upload to Facebook Boy to a girl: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Girl: I am not allowed to have a boyfriend... but why don't you have a girlfriend ?
Boy: Because you are not allowed to have a boyfriend yet. So simply waiting for you!
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