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Upload to Facebook Boy Sends Friend Request to A Girl On Facebook:
Girl: Kaun Ho Tum?
Boy: Hasrat Tumhari.
Girl: Chahte Kya Ho?
Boy: Mohhabat Tumhari.
Girl: Pachtaoge Tum!
Boy: Kismat Hamari.
Girl: Married Hun Main.
Boy: To Status Single Se Hata Manhoos Naari! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Tum Sabhi boys Ko Bhai Kyon Bolti Ho?
Girl: Mera Koi Bhai Nahi Hai.
Boy: Tera Pati Bhi Toh Nahi Hai! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Sweetie, let's play a game.
Girl: Which game?
Boy: Anything, but not Hide & Seek.
Girl: Why?
Boy: Because a girl like you is impossible to find! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Tum Ladkiyan Love Marraige Kyon Karti Ho?
Girl: Anjaan Namoona Milne Se Achha Hai, Jana Pehchana Kameena Mil Jaye! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: Mujhe Kyon Dekh Rahe Ho, Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi Hai Kya?
Boy: Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hun.
Girl: Kyon ?
Boy: Meri Behan Ko Bhabhi Chahiye! -
Upload to Facebook A girl takes too much time to love and few seconds to hate;
But a boy takes few seconds to love and too much time to hate! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: I can't live without you.
Girl: Okay, then go die please! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: What do you want to be married to me for, anyhow? Boy: So I can kiss you anytime I want! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Wanna hear a joke?
Girl: Of course.
Boy: Knock, knock.
Girl: Who's there?
Boy: Marry.
Girl: Marry, who?
Boy: Marry, me? -
Upload to Facebook Boy: I love you.
Girl: Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai Na?
Boy: Lo Kar Lo Baat, Friendship Hui Nahi Farmaishan Shuru!
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