Humans are funny creatures. They invent machines to skip efforts and then invent gyms to make up for the efforts they skipped!! |
How to get a flat tummy in 2 seconds? . . . . . . . . . . Lie down! |
Diet Tip: Eat food from other people's plates. It's their calories, so they don't count! |
Doctor: Aap Ka Vajan Bahut Badh Raha Hai, Khaane Pe Dhayan Do. Patient: Khaane Pe Hi Poora Dhayan Deta Hun, Tabhi Toh Vajan Badh Geya Hai! |
I don't know why pizza always smells better when it's not your pizza! |
People who enjoy life, rarely have a flat stomach! |
My goal was to lose 10kgs this year. Only 15kgs to go! |
Two things I want: 1. Lose Weight 2. Eat |
Sometimes I feel like running away. Then I remember how much I hate running! |
What do you call people who don't believe in going to the gym? GymNastiks! |