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Upload to Facebook My life is a constant battle between my love of food and not wanting to get fat! -
Upload to Facebook Brain cells, hair cells and skin cells - they all die constantly, but freaking fat cells seem to have eternal life! -
Upload to Facebook If you're not supposed to eat late at night, then why is there a light in the refrigerator! -
Upload to Facebook I've decided to get into shape. The shape of a potato! -
Upload to Facebook Some people can eat 5 burgers and not gain a pound.
I click 'like' on a picture of Nuttela jar and gain 5 pounds! -
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Doughnuts alone won't fill the emptiness in your soul... you'll also need chocolate milk! -
Upload to Facebook Not to brag but I finished this 14 day diet in 3 hours and 38 minutes! -
Upload to Facebook I wish I was a cat because the fatter you are the more people like you! -
Upload to Facebook Listen honey! The outfit is by Christian Dior and the body is by Lindt Chocolate! -
Upload to Facebook I'm not fat, I'm just easier to see!
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