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Upload to Facebook I am so lazy that simply sitting with good posture seems like work to me! -
Upload to Facebook You know you're getting fat when you make a comment about needing to lose weight and the other person doesn't say anything back! -
Upload to Facebook The dietitian told me peanut butter is healthy if I eat it with something low-calorie, so I chose a spoon! -
Upload to Facebook I don't know what "Leg Day" is but spending it at the gym is no way to celebrate! -
Upload to Facebook I came in this world to become a millionaire and eat lots of food.
Till now I have eaten lots of food only! -
Upload to Facebook Doctor: You have this serious disease.
Me: Oh no.
Doctor: But don't worry you can cure it with a healthy diet and exercise.
Me: OH NO! -
Upload to Facebook I really don't understand why some snacks are "fun-sized", there's really nothing "fun" about having a smaller portion of food! -
Upload to Facebook The earth moves 1.6 million miles per day. So I didn't just "lay in bed and watched TV all day", I traveled very far! -
Upload to Facebook In Gym:
Boy: Okay, so how do I get in shape?
Trainer: You need to eat less and exercise more.
Boy: Please stop joking, I am serious! -
Upload to Facebook WANTED: Good looking girl to jog in front of me while I run. Shouldn't be too fast!
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