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Upload to Facebook If your grandmother calls you "slightly under-weight" you are "grossly over-weight"! -
Upload to Facebook "I ran a half-marathon" sounds so much better than "I quit halfway through a marathon"! -
Upload to Facebook Health advice:
Ways to burn 100 calories:
1. Walking - 45 mins
2. Jogging/Running - 16 mins
3. Swimming - 17 mins
4. Climbing Stairs - 16 mins
5. Tennis - 14 mins
NOTE: People who can't do all the above mentioned exercises, arguing with your wife for 5 mins is equally effective! Try it! -
Upload to Facebook Not to brag or anything, but I got the high score on my scale today! -
Upload to Facebook I wish I lost weight as fast as I lose motivation! -
Upload to Facebook The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality! -
Upload to Facebook I need to start eating more healthily.
But first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so it's not there to tempt me! -
Upload to Facebook Whenever I say, "I'm on diet", my mom thinks I want to go out for dinner! -
Upload to Facebook Gained a lot this year. Overall 5 kilos and 2 inches around my waist! -
Upload to Facebook My favorite exercise is running downstairs to get some more food!
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