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![In Gym:<br/>
Boy: Okay, so how do I get in shape?<br/>
Trainer: You need to eat less and exercise more.<br/>
Boy: Please stop joking, I am serious!]()
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Boy: Okay, so how do I get in shape?
Trainer: You need to eat less and exercise more.
Boy: Please stop joking, I am serious! -
![WANTED: Good looking girl to jog in front of me while I run. Shouldn't be too fast!]()
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![If your grandmother calls you `slightly under-weight` you are `grossly over-weight`!]()
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![`I ran a half-marathon` sounds so much better than `I quit halfway through a marathon`!]()
Upload to Facebook "I ran a half-marathon" sounds so much better than "I quit halfway through a marathon"! -
![<b>Health advice:</b><br/>
Ways to burn 100 calories:<br/>
1. Walking - 45 mins<br/>
2. Jogging/Running - 16 mins<br/>
3. Swimming - 17 mins<br/>
4. Climbing Stairs - 16 mins<br/>
5. Tennis - 14 mins<br/>
NOTE: People who can't do all the above mentioned exercises, arguing with your wife for 5 mins is equally effective! Try it!]()
Upload to Facebook Health advice:
Ways to burn 100 calories:
1. Walking - 45 mins
2. Jogging/Running - 16 mins
3. Swimming - 17 mins
4. Climbing Stairs - 16 mins
5. Tennis - 14 mins
NOTE: People who can't do all the above mentioned exercises, arguing with your wife for 5 mins is equally effective! Try it! -
![Not to brag or anything, but I got the high score on my scale today!]()
Upload to Facebook Not to brag or anything, but I got the high score on my scale today! -
![I wish I lost weight as fast as I lose motivation!]()
Upload to Facebook I wish I lost weight as fast as I lose motivation! -
![The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality!]()
Upload to Facebook The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality! -
![I need to start eating more healthily.<br/>
But first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so it's not there to tempt me!]()
Upload to Facebook I need to start eating more healthily.
But first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so it's not there to tempt me! -
If it wasn't for my incredible willpower,
I would be exercising right now!
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