Whenever I say, "I'm on diet", my mom thinks I want to go out for dinner! |
Gained a lot this year. Overall 5 kilos and 2 inches around my waist! |
My favorite exercise is running downstairs to get some more food! |
I've never been in love but I imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food! |
I don't know how am I supposed to lose weight when the best part of life is food! |
"Stressed" backward is "Desserts" so chill and have that cupcake! |
Yes, I do have feelings! Last night, I dropped a piece of pizza on the floor and I just stared and cried for 10 minutes! |
I'm glad chocolate bars come with resealable packages, so I can eat half now, and the other half 1 minute from now! |
Humans are funny creatures. They invent machines to skip efforts and then invent gyms to make up for the efforts they skipped! |
Contrary to popular belief, it's actually the fat that makes you look fat. It was never the dress! |