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![I wanted to lose weight, so I went to the paint store. I heard I could get thinner there!]()
Upload to Facebook I wanted to lose weight, so I went to the paint store. I heard I could get thinner there! -
![The body is 70% water... So cool, I am not fat I am just flooded!]()
Upload to Facebook The body is 70% water... So cool, I am not fat I am just flooded! -
![I can lose weight but I hate losing!]()
Upload to Facebook I can lose weight but I hate losing! -
![I do have feelings.<br/>
For example... I always feel hungry!]()
Upload to Facebook I do have feelings.
For example... I always feel hungry! -
![Damn, you know you're getting old when you get up in the morning and have to rest for a while!]()
Upload to Facebook Damn, you know you're getting old when you get up in the morning and have to rest for a while! -
![Our bodies don't trust us at all. They keep fat because they're not confident we are going to eat!]()
Upload to Facebook Our bodies don't trust us at all. They keep fat because they're not confident we are going to eat! -
![I exercised once but found I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath.<br/>
Very dangerous!]()
Upload to Facebook I exercised once but found I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath.
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![A Samosa is just a fortune cookie and the potato inside it is telling us how fat our future is!]()
Upload to Facebook A Samosa is just a fortune cookie and the potato inside it is telling us how fat our future is! -
![Anyone who says time flies has obviously never been on a treadmill!]()
Upload to Facebook Anyone who says time flies has obviously never been on a treadmill! -
![I am trying to be more fit these days,<br/>
So now I walk inside the store to buy my burger instead of using the drive-thru!]()
Upload to Facebook I am trying to be more fit these days,
So now I walk inside the store to buy my burger instead of using the drive-thru!
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