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![<b>When on a diet:</b><br/>
Waiter: What would you like to have?<br/>
Me: The salad with chicken, cheese and can you put it between slices of bread?<br/>
Waiter: You want a sandwich?<br/>
Me: I'd prefer if we called it a salad, as I am on diet!]()
Upload to Facebook When on a diet:
Waiter: What would you like to have?
Me: The salad with chicken, cheese and can you put it between slices of bread?
Waiter: You want a sandwich?
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![I would like to go on a diet, but I'm afraid my brain will get thinner and I will become narrow-minded. So I dropped the idea!]()
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![I am not fat, God gave me Airbags because I am precious!]()
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![Saying 'You need to eat more' to a skinny person is acceptable in society but saying 'You need to eat less' to an obese is not!]()
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![What's the difference between sun and bun?<br/>
Sun rises in the East and sets in the West.<br/>
Bun rises in the yeast and sets in the waist!]()
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Sun rises in the East and sets in the West.
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![If you weigh 100 kilos (220 lbs) on Earth, you only weigh 38 kilos (83 lbs) on Mars.<br/>
You are not fat, you are just on the wrong planet!]()
Upload to Facebook If you weigh 100 kilos (220 lbs) on Earth, you only weigh 38 kilos (83 lbs) on Mars.
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![My daily workout routine generally involves running around the house looking for my wine glass!]()
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![I have a condition that prevents me from dieting.<br/>
It's called being hungry!]()
Upload to Facebook I have a condition that prevents me from dieting.
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![Real pain is when you offer someone your food just to sound polite and they say yes and take it!]()
Upload to Facebook Real pain is when you offer someone your food just to sound polite and they say yes and take it!
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