My Gym instructor suggested skipping. So I skipped the gym for 2 years and counting! |
Fat people should be called skinny as they have more skin surface area! |
The only reason I'm fat is because... . . . . . . . . A tiny body couldn't store all this personality! |
True happiness is when someone says, You've lost weight! |
A vegetarian lady looked at my burger and said, "
You know, a sheep died so you could have that burger."
I looked at her salad and responded, " Maybe she died because you keep eating all her food!" |
The leading cause of obesity is... . . . . . . . . "Free Home Delivery"! |
People are never fat, they are just easier to see! |
I wish we could donate body fat to those in need! |
As long as everything is exactly the way I want it... I am totally flexible! |
Please God, if you can't make me 'slim', make my friends 'fat'! |