Health, Dieting and Exercise SMS

  • My Gym instructor suggested skipping.<br/>
So I skipped the gym for 2 years and counting!Upload to Facebook
    My Gym instructor suggested skipping.
    So I skipped the gym for 2 years and counting!
  • Fat people should be called skinny as they have more skin surface area!Upload to Facebook
    Fat people should be called skinny as they have more skin surface area!
  • The only reason I'm fat is because...<br/>
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A tiny body couldn't store all this personality!Upload to Facebook
    The only reason I'm fat is because...
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    A tiny body couldn't store all this personality!
  • True happiness is when someone says, You've lost weight!Upload to Facebook
    True happiness is when someone says, You've lost weight!
  • A vegetarian lady looked at my burger and said, " You know, a sheep died so you could have that burger."
    I looked at her salad and responded, " Maybe she died because you keep eating all her food!"
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    "Free Home Delivery"!
  • People are never fat, they are just easier to see!
  • I wish we could donate body fat to those in need!
  • As long as everything is exactly the way I want it... I am totally flexible!Upload to Facebook
    As long as everything is exactly the way I want it... I am totally flexible!
  • Please God, if you can't make me 'slim', make my friends 'fat'!Upload to Facebook
    Please God, if you can't make me 'slim', make my friends 'fat'!
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