On some days, I feel like running away. Then I remember how much I hate running! |
Diet Tip: Your pants won't get too tight if you don't wear any! |
I've been hiding from exercise. I'm in the fitness protection program! |
If health is wealth then I should care more... because 2 for 1 pizza is keeping me poor! |
I wish I loved exercise as much as I love getting drunk and eating everything around me. |
Every time I lose some weight i find it again in the refrigerator. |
Lose weight by taking 3 simple steps! And then take 3 more steps. Basically, keep walking until you've lost the weight. |
There's no excuse for laziness, But if you find one let me know! |
For all fitness freaks: 5 ways to burn 100 calories: 1. Walking - 45 mins 2. Jogging/Running - 16 mins 3. Swimming - 17 mins 4. Climbing Stairs - 16 mins 5. Tennis - 14 mins Note: People who can't do all the above mentioned exercises, arguing with your wife for 2 minutes is equally effective! |
Important Dieting Tip: Avoid things that make you fat like... Measuring scale, Mirrors and Photographs! |