Health, Dieting and Exercise SMS

  • On some days, I feel like running away. Then I remember how much I hate running!Upload to Facebook
    On some days, I feel like running away. Then I remember how much I hate running!
  • Diet Tip:<br/>
Your pants won't get too tight if you don't wear any!Upload to Facebook
    Diet Tip:
    Your pants won't get too tight if you don't wear any!
  • I've been hiding from exercise. I'm in the fitness protection program! Upload to Facebook
    I've been hiding from exercise. I'm in the fitness protection program!
  • If health is wealth then I should care more... because 2 for 1 pizza is keeping me poor!
  • I wish I loved exercise as much as I love getting drunk and eating everything around me.Upload to Facebook
    I wish I loved exercise as much as I love getting drunk and eating everything around me.
  • Every time I lose some weight i find it again in the refrigerator.Upload to Facebook
    Every time I lose some weight i find it again in the refrigerator.
  • Lose weight by taking 3 simple steps!
    And then take 3 more steps.
    Basically, keep walking until you've lost the weight.
  • There's no excuse for laziness,
    But if you find one let me know!
  • For all fitness freaks:
    5 ways to burn 100 calories:
    1. Walking - 45 mins
    2. Jogging/Running - 16 mins
    3. Swimming - 17 mins
    4. Climbing Stairs - 16 mins
    5. Tennis - 14 mins

    Note:
    People who can't do all the above mentioned exercises, arguing with your wife for 2 minutes is equally effective!
  • Important Dieting Tip:<br/>
Avoid things that make you fat like...<br/>
Measuring scale, Mirrors and Photographs!Upload to Facebook
    Important Dieting Tip:
    Avoid things that make you fat like...
    Measuring scale, Mirrors and Photographs!
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