-
Upload to Facebook I've never been in love but I imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food! -
Upload to Facebook I don't know how am I supposed to lose weight when the best part of life is food! -
Upload to Facebook "Stressed" backward is "Desserts" so chill and have that cupcake! -
Upload to Facebook Yes, I do have feelings!
Last night, I dropped a piece of pizza on the floor and I just stared and cried for 10 minutes! -
Upload to Facebook I'm glad chocolate bars come with resealable packages, so I can eat half now, and the other half 1 minute from now! -
Upload to Facebook Humans are funny creatures.
They invent machines to skip efforts and then invent gyms to make up for the efforts they skipped! -
Upload to Facebook Contrary to popular belief, it's actually the fat that makes you look fat. It was never the dress! -
Upload to Facebook I wanted to lose weight, so I went to the paint store. I heard I could get thinner there! -
Upload to Facebook The body is 70% water... So cool, I am not fat I am just flooded! -
Upload to Facebook I can lose weight but I hate losing!
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT