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Upload to Facebook This was the first year I didn't run a marathon because of Covid. I usually don't do it because I'm fat and lazy! -
Upload to Facebook Opening the fridge every 5 minutes not because I expect there will be something new in there, but if my standards have lowered enough to eat what's left! -
Upload to Facebook I finally figured out my body type.
It's an hourglass with extra minutes! -
Upload to Facebook Forgot to set my alarm today and missed the gym for the last six months! -
Upload to Facebook My gym instructor advised me to wear loose clothing while exercising. I would not have joined the gym if I had any loose clothing! -
Upload to Facebook The sweets box said 500 gms, then how did I put on 2kgs?
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Upload to Facebook The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends! -
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I watched a 120 minute documentary about the lifecycle of amoeba because the TV remote was out of reach! -
Upload to Facebook Diet Day 1:
I have removed all the bad food from the house.
It was delicious! -
Upload to Facebook I thought the Dryer made my clothes shrink.
Guess what? It was my Refrigerator!
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