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Upload to Facebook If you offer me food and I refuse, ask again. I was just shy at first! -
Upload to Facebook My formal clothes have missed me so much.
I put them on yesterday and they hugged me so tight!
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Upload to Facebook Issac Newton's laws are all faulty.
For example, he said what goes up must come down, but my weight once goes up, never comes down! -
Upload to Facebook Willpower is the ability to resist temptation until you can be sure that no one's looking! -
Upload to Facebook Having an online girlfriend is easier than having a real girlfriend because I don't have to suck my stomach in! -
Upload to Facebook All our friends decided to start exercising and to avoid junk food.
So my wife and I also decided to go ahead and get new friends! -
Upload to Facebook Sometimes, life bites you in the butt.
Thankfully, I have enough padding to take the hit! -
Upload to Facebook How to spot someone who's on a keto diet?
You don't have to. They will tell you! -
Upload to Facebook Food is the only thing I'd stay up past 10 PM for! -
Upload to Facebook How do you get Mexican food at the beach?
Just dig your feet into the sand, then you will have buriedtoes!
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