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Upload to Facebook Dear Tummy,
Kya Tumhein Alag Se Samjhana Padega Ki Lockdown Hai Bahar Nahi Nikalna! -
Upload to Facebook Wear your mask at home.
This is not to avoid virus, it's to avoid constant eating! -
Upload to Facebook #StayatHome Tip:
We all need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator! -
Upload to Facebook Slim people are very Badtameez,
Kyonki Unke Paas 'Tummies' Naam Ki Cheez Nahi Hoti! -
Upload to Facebook During these difficult times, it would be smart to put on jeans once in a while to make sure they still fit.
Pyjamas and sweat pants will make you believe that all is well! -
Upload to Facebook I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.
Turns out it was the fridge! -
Upload to Facebook I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothes.
If I had any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up to begin with! -
Upload to Facebook There are 2 types of horizontally-challenged girls:
1. OMG! I'm looking so fat, I need dieting and gym.
2. Haan Toh Moti Hun, Kisi Ke Baap Ka Nahi Khaati Main! -
Upload to Facebook My 3 wishes:
1. To earn money without working.
2. To love without being hurt!
3. To eat without getting fat! -
Upload to Facebook You don't get a body like mine overnight. It takes years of moderate...
alcoholism, neglect and numerous damaging beahviours!
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