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Upload to Facebook I have decided I'm going to avoid everything that makes me fat:
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Upload to Facebook The only cardio I did this month was...
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running out of money! -
Upload to Facebook I like to have my cake and eat it too.
I'd also like to have your cake and eat it too! -
Upload to Facebook I have a condition that prevents me from going on a diet...
I get hungry pretty soon! -
Upload to Facebook My favourite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch.
It is called lunch! -
Upload to Facebook The human body is roughly 60% water...
So I'm not fat, I'm flooded! -
Upload to Facebook You want to lose weight and weight doesn't want to lose you.
Some relationships are so complicated! -
Upload to Facebook Why would I take up jogging or going to the gym when sitting is so much easier? -
Upload to Facebook I woke up at 5 AM, ran 8 Km, had a green smoothie...
and rest of the dream, I don't remember! -
Upload to Facebook Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood...
So pancakes are more important than family!
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