Hinglish SMS

  • Meri Post Par Yeh Dil-Vil Mat Diya Karo, Kyonki...<br/>
Mujhe Kidney Chahiye, iPhone Lena Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Meri Post Par Yeh Dil-Vil Mat Diya Karo, Kyonki...
    Mujhe Kidney Chahiye, iPhone Lena Hai!
  • Kuch Logon Ka Pyaar Bhi Sarkaari Hota Hai...<br/>
Na Toh File Aage Badhti Hai Aur Na Hi Maamla Band Hota Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Kuch Logon Ka Pyaar Bhi Sarkaari Hota Hai...
    Na Toh File Aage Badhti Hai Aur Na Hi Maamla Band Hota Hai!
  • Girl: You are funny. Mazak Karna Kaha Se Seekha?<br/>
Boy: Zindagi Se!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: You are funny. Mazak Karna Kaha Se Seekha?
    Boy: Zindagi Se!
  • Itna Padhai Karo Ki Chahe Ladki Reject Kare;<br/>
Par Ladki Ke Papa Kabhi Reject Na Kare!Upload to Facebook
    Itna Padhai Karo Ki Chahe Ladki Reject Kare;
    Par Ladki Ke Papa Kabhi Reject Na Kare!
  • Don't expect anything great to happen next year.<br/>
Iss Saal Aur Agle Saal Mein Sirf Unees Bees Ka Farak Hoga!Upload to Facebook
    Don't expect anything great to happen next year.
    Iss Saal Aur Agle Saal Mein Sirf Unees Bees Ka Farak Hoga!
  • Me (before marriage): Ruko, mat jao!<br/>
Me (after marriage): Ruko mat, jao!Upload to Facebook
    Me (before marriage): Ruko, mat jao!
    Me (after marriage): Ruko mat, jao!
  • Fastest Rebirth:<br/>
Kahan Mar Gaya?<br/>
Aaya Mummy!Upload to Facebook
    Fastest Rebirth:
    Kahan Mar Gaya?
    Aaya Mummy!
  • Man: Pandit Ji, Navratri Mein Sab Liquid Le Sakte Hain Kya?<br/>
Pandit Ji: Jo Tum Soch Rahe Ho, Woh Toh Bilkul Hi Nahi!Upload to Facebook
    Man: Pandit Ji, Navratri Mein Sab Liquid Le Sakte Hain Kya?
    Pandit Ji: Jo Tum Soch Rahe Ho, Woh Toh Bilkul Hi Nahi!
  • Kewal Automobile Hi Nahi, But Economy Pe Aisa 'OLA' Gira Hai Ki Lagta Hai Desh Is Se Jaldi 'Uber' Nahi Payega!Upload to Facebook
    Kewal Automobile Hi Nahi, But Economy Pe Aisa 'OLA' Gira Hai Ki Lagta Hai Desh Is Se Jaldi 'Uber' Nahi Payega!
  • A man who eats chicken from his own poultry is actually a vegetarian.<br/>
Because `Ghar Ki Murgi Daal Barabar!`Upload to Facebook
    A man who eats chicken from his own poultry is actually a vegetarian.
    Because "Ghar Ki Murgi Daal Barabar!"
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