Meri Post Par Yeh Dil-Vil Mat Diya Karo, Kyonki... Mujhe Kidney Chahiye, iPhone Lena Hai! |
Kuch Logon Ka Pyaar Bhi Sarkaari Hota Hai... Na Toh File Aage Badhti Hai Aur Na Hi Maamla Band Hota Hai! |
Girl: You are funny. Mazak Karna Kaha Se Seekha? Boy: Zindagi Se! |
Itna Padhai Karo Ki Chahe Ladki Reject Kare; Par Ladki Ke Papa Kabhi Reject Na Kare! |
Don't expect anything great to happen next year. Iss Saal Aur Agle Saal Mein Sirf Unees Bees Ka Farak Hoga! |
Me (before marriage): Ruko, mat jao! Me (after marriage): Ruko mat, jao! |
Fastest Rebirth: Kahan Mar Gaya? Aaya Mummy! |
Man: Pandit Ji, Navratri Mein Sab Liquid Le Sakte Hain Kya? Pandit Ji: Jo Tum Soch Rahe Ho, Woh Toh Bilkul Hi Nahi! |
Kewal Automobile Hi Nahi, But Economy Pe Aisa 'OLA' Gira Hai Ki Lagta Hai Desh Is Se Jaldi 'Uber' Nahi Payega! |
A man who eats chicken from his own poultry is actually a vegetarian. Because "Ghar Ki Murgi Daal Barabar!" |