Wife: Main Kuch Saalon Teej Ka Vrat Nahi Rakh Rahi Hun Phir Bhi Aap Ekdum Theek Hain. Husband: Toh Main Apna Dhayan Rakhta Hun, Exercise Karta Hun. Wife: Don't try to be over smart. Batao Kaun Hai Woh Jo Tumhare Liye Teej Ka Vrat Rakhti Hai! |
A bestie who has a better life than you is not your bestie. Zindagi Dono Ki Barabar Se Barbaad Honi Chahiye Pakki Dosti Ke Liye! |
Competition Itna Badh Geya Hai Ki Kisi Ko Dukh Sunao Toh... Woh Double Suna Deta Hai! |
Flirting at 40 is like IIT-JEE. You know "Hona Kuch Nahi Hai!" |
Aunty: Beta Ghar Mein Sab Kaise Hain? Malayali Boy: Antiseptic Hai! |
I asked my stockbroker, "Ab Kya Lena Chahiye?" He replied, "Bhagwaan Ka Naam!" |
Mehnat Kitni Bhi Kar Lo, Qismat Agar Kamini Hai Toh New Zealand Ban Jati Hai! |
Most Important question facing the country today? . . . . . . . Tere Bachon Ka Holiday Home Work Ho Gaya Kya? |
Ghut Ghut Ke Jeene Se Achha Hai... 2 Ghoot Maar Ke Jee Lo! |
Yun Toh Koi Shikayat Nahi Tujhse Bhagwaan, Magar Tarbooz Ke Beej Kharbuje Ki Tarah Beech Mein Kar Deta Toh Achha Hota! |