4 Din Se Mobile Mein Itne Diye Ho Gaye Hain Ki Charging Point Se Tel Nikal Raha Hai! |
Dhanteras Par Maine 'Jug' Liya Diwali Par 'Mug' Aur Meri Diwali JugMug Ho Gayi! |
Halwa Hamesha Aate Ka Hona Chahiye... Sooji Toh Biwi Bhi Rehti Hai! |
Mohabbat, Vakalat Aur Private Job Teeno Ek Jaise Hain...
Aadmi Karta Rahega, Rota Rahega, Magar Chhodega Nahi! |
To the couples celebrating monthly anniversaries of their relationship. Kyon Bhai Saal Bhar Ka Bharosa Nahi Hai Kya? |
A Girl at a Petrol Pump: Girl: Bhaiyaa Petrol Kaise Hai? Attendant: 86/- litre Girl: Sahi Lagao, Saath Wale 76/- Mein De Rahe Hain. Attendant: Wo Diesel Ki Machin Hai! |
My friend's parents were opposed to her marriage to the guy she loved coz he wasn't rich enough. "You use iPhone, while that bugger drives a Santro", said her father. "That's not fair. It's like comparing apples with oranges", she protested! |
Jab Hum Bachche The Toh Badon Ki Sunne Ka Culture Tha Jab Tak Hum Bade Hue, Bachchon Ki Baat Sunne Ka Culture Aa Gaya. Hamari Kisi Ne Suni Hi Nahi! |
Boy: Please do not fix my marriage with Agni, you know I love Sakshi. Mother: Koi Nahi Beta... Agni Ko Sakshi Maanke Shaadi Kar Lo! |
Monkey: Tell me something I don't know. Guy: Adrak Ka Swaad? |