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My Laptop: Octa-Core
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"Chaudvi Ka Chand Ho Ya Aaftab Ho"
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'Past Perfect' Nahi Hai;
'Present Tense' Hai;
Aur 'Future Indefinite'! -
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Parents in other countries: It's alright, don't panic.
Parents in India: Yeh Le Yeh Bhi Tod De... Sab Tod De... Free Ka Hi Hai Sab!
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