Boy: Please do not fix my marriage with Agni, you know I love Sakshi. Mother: Koi Nahi Beta... Agni Ko Sakshi Maanke Shaadi Kar Lo! |
Monkey: Tell me something I don't know. Guy: Adrak Ka Swaad? |
Pura Bachpan Handwriting Sudharne Mein Guzar Geya Aur Zindagi Keyboard Par Beet Rahi Hai! |
Dietician: Aap Ka Weight Bahut Badh Raha Hai, Khaane Pe Dhyaan Do. Girl: Khaane Pe Hi Pura Dhyaan Hai, Tabhi Toh Weight Badh Raha Hai! |
My Mobile: Quad-Core My Laptop: Octa-Core My Friends: Haram-Core |
Interviewer: What is your weakness? Candidate: I am short tempered. Interviewer: Explain. Candidate: Phir Wohi Baat Saali... |
Abdul was trying to impress a new girl on Facebook. So he typed... "Chaudvi Ka Chand Ho Ya Aaftab Ho" He got a very quick response... . . . . . Yes, it's me Aaftab, Abdul Bhai. Fake ID Hai... But Aapko Kaise Pata Chala? |
Ladke Sach Mein Bahut Shareef Hote Hain, Kabhi Suna Hai Ki... Kisi Bhi Ladke Ne Kisi Ladki Ko Block Kiya Hai! |
Jab Koi Kahe 'Aur Sunao' Tab Usse Aisi Aisi Sunao Ki Uske Hosh Thikane Aa Jayein! |
Mom: Tum Life Ko Seriously Lena Kab Chalu Karogi? Me: Jab Life Mazaak Karna Band Karegi! |