Girl (Crying): Meri Shaadi Fix Ho Gayi Hai. Boy: OMG! Kis Se? Girl: He lives in the USA. Boy: Yaar, Ek Kaam Kar Apne Hone Wale Husband Se Ek iPhoneX Mangwa De, Vahan Sasta Milta Hai! |
Mom: Ajkal Ke Bachhe Arrange Marriage Pe Vishwas Hi Nahi Karte. Son: Main Karta Hun Mom. Mom: Haan Beta, Kyonki Tere Paas Sirf Wahi Ek Option Hai! |
Behind every "Maine Toh Kuch Nahi Padha Yaar". There is hidden, "Tu Hi Fail Hoga Saale, Meri Toh Full Tayari Hai"! |
Main Relationship Mein Cheat Nahi Kar Sakta. Kyonki Uske Liye 2 Ladkiyan Chaiye Hoti Hain Aur Yaha Toh Ek Bhi Nahi Hai! |
Woh Hamara Online Aana Aur Tumhara Offline Chale Jana, Uff Tumhari Yeh Digital Nafrat! |
Guy: Bhaiya Ek Cigarette Aur Do Vicks Dena. Paan Wala: Aur Kuchh Chahiye? Guy: Bas Ek Sanam Chahiye Aashiqui Ke Liye! |
Ek Hote Hain Civil Lawyers. Ek Hote Hain Criminal Lawyers. Phir Aate Hain Corporate Lawyers... Jinhe Police Se Bhi Darr Lagta Hai! |
Geri Ki Adhbhut Kala Social Media Ke Karan Ab Vilupt Hone Ki Kagar Pe Hai! |
Agar India Mein Dominos, McDonald's Aur Subway Jaise Fast-Food Na Aaye Hote... Toh Aaj-Kal Ke Aadhe Se Zyada Naujawan Bhookh Se Tadap Kar Mar Jaate! |
English: Leonardo's elder sister is shivering. Haryanavi: Leonardo Di Cap-Rio Hai! |