After dinner in a restaurant; Waiter: Ready for your dessert? Foreign - Can't wait. India - Haan Yaar, Bill Ke Saath Saunf Aur Mishri Le Aa! |
Thand Aa Gayi Hai Isliye 15 November Tak Apna Naak Bhi Aadhar Card Se Link Karwa Lo... Nahi Toh Naak Band Ho Sakta Hai! |
Girlfriend Ke Maamlo Mein Kuchh Ladke Itne Unlucky Hote Hai Ki Unke Mobile Mein Bhi Setting Ka Button Easily Nahi Milta! |
Thannd Aa Rahi Hai, Isliye GST Check Kar Lo: G - Geyser S - Sweaters T - Tolayi Aur Rajai |
The CA of Leonardo da Vinci must have been called Leonardo da Munshi! |
Have you ever realized that every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty? #DiwaliSafai |
Bachpan Uss Din Jawaani Mein Badal Geya, Jis Din Namkeen Ko Chakhna Bolna Shuru Kar Diya! |
Na Ishq Mein Na Judai Mein, Jo Dard Milta Hai Diwali Ki Safai Mein! |
Is Kadar Pyaar Bhari Nazron Se Dekha Us Zaalim Ne; Dil Toh Geya Hi 10 Rupaye Ka Samosa Bhi Gir Geya! |
For an atheist, a week has only 6 days. Kyonki... Shukar Hai Bhagwan Ka! |