Delhi Girl: Ek Anar Ka Packet Dena. Shopkeeper: Yeh Lijiye, Par Jalana Mana Hai. Delhi Girl: Main Nahi Jalati, Ladkiyan Khud Hi Jalti Hain Mujhse! |
Friend 1: Bhai Ek Neya Phone Lena Hai. Friend 2: Budget Kitna Hai? Friend 1: 2500/-. Friend 2: Ek Kabootar Le Le, Saale Itne Mein Toh wahi Achha Milega! |
Karwa Chauth Nikal Geya Hai... Sabhi Bhai Apni Regular Wali BP-Sugar Wali Medicines Zaroor Len. Sirf Karwa Chauth Vrat Par Bharosa Na Rakhein! |
Dosti Mein No Sorry No Thank You. Only... . . . . . . . . . . Gaalis! |
Villager: Makdi Khane Chale? Friend: Bhai Tu McDonald's Poora Bola Kar Please! |
Jahan Poori Duniya Ki Gandi Soch Khatam Hoti Hai... Vahan Se Mere Dosto Ki Shuru Hoti Hai! |
Pata Nahi Kis Buzurg Ka Aashirwad Lag Geya Mujhe 'Phullo Phallo'... Aur Tab Se Main Phoolti Hi Ja Rahi Hun! |
Jitne Dhokhe Maine Khaye Hain Us Hisaab Se Mujhe Bhi Sadma Bhushan Award Milna Chahiye! |
Other Countries: This man is so talented. India: Bahut Harami Hai... Cheez Hai Yeh, Bhai! |
Saw this advertisement in the newspaper: Naye Dost Ki Zaroorat Hai, Purane Wale Biwiyon Ke Ghulam Ho Gaye! |