Hinglish SMS

  • Delhi Girl: Ek Anar Ka Packet Dena.<br/>
Shopkeeper: Yeh Lijiye, Par Jalana Mana Hai.<br/>
Delhi Girl: Main Nahi Jalati, Ladkiyan Khud Hi Jalti Hain Mujhse!Upload to Facebook
    Delhi Girl: Ek Anar Ka Packet Dena.
    Shopkeeper: Yeh Lijiye, Par Jalana Mana Hai.
    Delhi Girl: Main Nahi Jalati, Ladkiyan Khud Hi Jalti Hain Mujhse!
  • Friend 1: Bhai Ek Neya Phone Lena Hai.<br/>
Friend 2: Budget Kitna Hai?<br/>
Friend 1: 2500/-.<br/>
Friend 2: Ek Kabootar Le Le, Saale Itne Mein Toh wahi Achha Milega!Upload to Facebook
    Friend 1: Bhai Ek Neya Phone Lena Hai.
    Friend 2: Budget Kitna Hai?
    Friend 1: 2500/-.
    Friend 2: Ek Kabootar Le Le, Saale Itne Mein Toh wahi Achha Milega!
  • Karwa Chauth Nikal Geya Hai... Sabhi Bhai Apni Regular Wali BP-Sugar Wali Medicines Zaroor Len.<br/>
Sirf Karwa Chauth Vrat Par Bharosa Na Rakhein!Upload to Facebook
    Karwa Chauth Nikal Geya Hai... Sabhi Bhai Apni Regular Wali BP-Sugar Wali Medicines Zaroor Len.
    Sirf Karwa Chauth Vrat Par Bharosa Na Rakhein!
  • Dosti Mein No Sorry No Thank You. Only...<br/>
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Gaalis!Upload to Facebook
    Dosti Mein No Sorry No Thank You. Only...
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    Gaalis!
  • Villager: Makdi Khane Chale?<br/>
Friend: Bhai Tu McDonald's Poora Bola Kar Please!Upload to Facebook
    Villager: Makdi Khane Chale?
    Friend: Bhai Tu McDonald's Poora Bola Kar Please!
  • Jahan Poori Duniya Ki Gandi Soch Khatam Hoti Hai...<br/>
Vahan Se Mere Dosto Ki Shuru Hoti Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Jahan Poori Duniya Ki Gandi Soch Khatam Hoti Hai...
    Vahan Se Mere Dosto Ki Shuru Hoti Hai!
  • Pata Nahi Kis Buzurg Ka Aashirwad Lag Geya Mujhe 'Phullo Phallo'...<br/>
Aur Tab Se Main Phoolti Hi Ja Rahi Hun!Upload to Facebook
    Pata Nahi Kis Buzurg Ka Aashirwad Lag Geya Mujhe 'Phullo Phallo'...
    Aur Tab Se Main Phoolti Hi Ja Rahi Hun!
  • Jitne Dhokhe Maine Khaye Hain Us Hisaab Se Mujhe Bhi Sadma Bhushan Award Milna Chahiye!Upload to Facebook
    Jitne Dhokhe Maine Khaye Hain Us Hisaab Se Mujhe Bhi Sadma Bhushan Award Milna Chahiye!
  • Other Countries: This man is so talented.<br/>
India: Bahut Harami Hai... Cheez Hai Yeh, Bhai!Upload to Facebook
    Other Countries: This man is so talented.
    India: Bahut Harami Hai... Cheez Hai Yeh, Bhai!
  • Saw this advertisement in the newspaper:<br/>
Naye Dost Ki Zaroorat Hai, Purane Wale Biwiyon Ke Ghulam Ho Gaye!Upload to Facebook
    Saw this advertisement in the newspaper:
    Naye Dost Ki Zaroorat Hai, Purane Wale Biwiyon Ke Ghulam Ho Gaye!
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