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Upload to Facebook Aurtein Shaadi Ke Baad Gehne Pehanti Hain Taaki Logon Ko Lage Ki Woh Shaadi-Shuda Hain... Aadmiyon Ka Kya Hai, Thobde Se Hi Pata Chal Jata Hai! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: I need to lose weight.
Mom: Pooja Kiya Karo.
Girl: Pooja? Why?
Mom: Pooja Karogi Toh Bhakti Mein 'Lean' Ho Jaogi! -
Upload to Facebook Agar Aapko Sar-Dard Hai Toh Kuchh Der Biwi Se Zaroor Baat Karein,
Kyon Ki Zehar Hi Zehar Ko Kaat-ta Hai! -
Upload to Facebook Mom: Kal Subah Jaldi Uth Jaana.
Son: But Kal Toh Chutti Hai Aur Mujhe Subah, Kahin Nahi Jaana.
Mom: Mujhe Toh Jaana Hai Na, Jaldi Uth Kar Breakfast Kar Lena! -
Upload to Facebook Kaam Aisa Karo Ki TV Mein Aao, Na Ki CCTV Mein! -
Upload to Facebook Friend 1: I haven't fallen sick for a single day in the last 18 months.
Friend 2: Matlab Tu TV Serials Nahi Dekhta! -
Upload to Facebook Arnab Goswami: I, now, invite Mr. Rahul Gandhi to give his Address to the Nation.
Rahul: 12, Tughlak Lane, New Delhi. Thank you! -
Upload to Facebook Jo Ladkiyan Maths Mein Achhi Hoti Hain, Woh Shaadi Ke Baad Kameti Wali Aunty Ban Jati Hain! -
Upload to Facebook Pro Tip:
Don't ever text "Chal Ganja Maarte Hain" to a bald friend! -
Upload to Facebook Zara Socho Agar Main Aap Ka Dost Na Hota Toh...
Dekha, Kitna Khali Khali Lagta Sab, Isliye, Mujhe Kabhi Khona Mat!
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