Other Countries: This man is so talented. India: Bahut Harami Hai... Cheez Hai Yeh, Bhai! |
Saw this advertisement in the newspaper: Naye Dost Ki Zaroorat Hai, Purane Wale Biwiyon Ke Ghulam Ho Gaye! |
Aurtein Shaadi Ke Baad Gehne Pehanti Hain Taaki Logon Ko Lage Ki Woh Shaadi-Shuda Hain... Aadmiyon Ka Kya Hai, Thobde Se Hi Pata Chal Jata Hai! |
Girl: I need to lose weight. Mom: Pooja Kiya Karo. Girl: Pooja? Why? Mom: Pooja Karogi Toh Bhakti Mein 'Lean' Ho Jaogi! |
Agar Aapko Sar-Dard Hai Toh Kuchh Der Biwi Se Zaroor Baat Karein, Kyon Ki Zehar Hi Zehar Ko Kaat-ta Hai! |
Mom: Kal Subah Jaldi Uth Jaana. Son: But Kal Toh Chutti Hai Aur Mujhe Subah, Kahin Nahi Jaana. Mom: Mujhe Toh Jaana Hai Na, Jaldi Uth Kar Breakfast Kar Lena! |
Kaam Aisa Karo Ki TV Mein Aao, Na Ki CCTV Mein! |
Friend 1: I haven't fallen sick for a single day in the last 18 months. Friend 2: Matlab Tu TV Serials Nahi Dekhta! |
Arnab Goswami: I, now, invite Mr. Rahul Gandhi to give his Address to the Nation. Rahul: 12, Tughlak Lane, New Delhi. Thank you! |
Jo Ladkiyan Maths Mein Achhi Hoti Hain, Woh Shaadi Ke Baad Kameti Wali Aunty Ban Jati Hain! |