Hinglish SMS

  • Other Countries: This man is so talented.<br/>
India: Bahut Harami Hai... Cheez Hai Yeh, Bhai!Upload to Facebook
    Other Countries: This man is so talented.
    India: Bahut Harami Hai... Cheez Hai Yeh, Bhai!
  • Saw this advertisement in the newspaper:<br/>
Naye Dost Ki Zaroorat Hai, Purane Wale Biwiyon Ke Ghulam Ho Gaye!Upload to Facebook
    Saw this advertisement in the newspaper:
    Naye Dost Ki Zaroorat Hai, Purane Wale Biwiyon Ke Ghulam Ho Gaye!
  • Aurtein Shaadi Ke Baad Gehne Pehanti Hain Taaki Logon Ko Lage Ki Woh Shaadi-Shuda Hain... Aadmiyon Ka Kya Hai, Thobde Se Hi Pata Chal Jata Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Aurtein Shaadi Ke Baad Gehne Pehanti Hain Taaki Logon Ko Lage Ki Woh Shaadi-Shuda Hain... Aadmiyon Ka Kya Hai, Thobde Se Hi Pata Chal Jata Hai!
  • Girl: I need to lose weight.<br/>
Mom: Pooja Kiya Karo.<br/>
Girl: Pooja? Why?<br/>
Mom: Pooja Karogi Toh Bhakti Mein 'Lean' Ho Jaogi!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: I need to lose weight.
    Mom: Pooja Kiya Karo.
    Girl: Pooja? Why?
    Mom: Pooja Karogi Toh Bhakti Mein 'Lean' Ho Jaogi!
  • Agar Aapko Sar-Dard Hai Toh Kuchh Der Biwi Se Zaroor Baat Karein,<br/>
Kyon Ki Zehar Hi Zehar Ko Kaat-ta Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Agar Aapko Sar-Dard Hai Toh Kuchh Der Biwi Se Zaroor Baat Karein,
    Kyon Ki Zehar Hi Zehar Ko Kaat-ta Hai!
  • Mom: Kal Subah Jaldi Uth Jaana.<br/>
Son: But Kal Toh Chutti Hai Aur Mujhe Subah, Kahin Nahi Jaana.<br/>
Mom: Mujhe Toh Jaana Hai Na, Jaldi Uth Kar Breakfast Kar Lena!Upload to Facebook
    Mom: Kal Subah Jaldi Uth Jaana.
    Son: But Kal Toh Chutti Hai Aur Mujhe Subah, Kahin Nahi Jaana.
    Mom: Mujhe Toh Jaana Hai Na, Jaldi Uth Kar Breakfast Kar Lena!
  • Kaam Aisa Karo Ki TV Mein Aao, Na Ki CCTV Mein!Upload to Facebook
    Kaam Aisa Karo Ki TV Mein Aao, Na Ki CCTV Mein!
  • Friend 1: I haven't fallen sick for a single day in the last 18 months.<br/>
Friend 2: Matlab Tu TV Serials Nahi Dekhta!Upload to Facebook
    Friend 1: I haven't fallen sick for a single day in the last 18 months.
    Friend 2: Matlab Tu TV Serials Nahi Dekhta!
  • Arnab Goswami: I, now, invite Mr. Rahul Gandhi to give his Address to the Nation.<br/>
Rahul: 12, Tughlak Lane, New Delhi. Thank you!Upload to Facebook
    Arnab Goswami: I, now, invite Mr. Rahul Gandhi to give his Address to the Nation.
    Rahul: 12, Tughlak Lane, New Delhi. Thank you!
  • Jo Ladkiyan Maths Mein Achhi Hoti Hain, Woh Shaadi Ke Baad Kameti Wali Aunty Ban Jati Hain!Upload to Facebook
    Jo Ladkiyan Maths Mein Achhi Hoti Hain, Woh Shaadi Ke Baad Kameti Wali Aunty Ban Jati Hain!
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