Hinglish SMS

  • Dahi-Handi festival teaches us the following Corporate lesson:<br/><br/>

1. All cannot be on top<br/>
2. As you rise so the risk<br/>
3. Ground level bears the maximum load<br/>
4. And the top guy eats the 'Maakhan'!Upload to Facebook
    Dahi-Handi festival teaches us the following Corporate lesson:

    1. All cannot be on top
    2. As you rise so the risk
    3. Ground level bears the maximum load
    4. And the top guy eats the 'Maakhan'!
  • A sign board outside the marriage registrar's office:<br/>
Court Marriage Kar Ke Paise Bachao Aur Foreign Country Jao, Kyonki Shaadi Mein Rishtedaaron Ko Khana Waise Bhi Achha Nahi Lagta!Upload to Facebook
    A sign board outside the marriage registrar's office:
    Court Marriage Kar Ke Paise Bachao Aur Foreign Country Jao, Kyonki Shaadi Mein Rishtedaaron Ko Khana Waise Bhi Achha Nahi Lagta!
  • Kabhi-Kabhi Dil Karta Hai Ki Typing Chhod Kar Auto-Correct Se Keh Dun...<br/>
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`Le Bhai Tu Likh Le, Tujhe Mujh Se Zyada Pata Hai!`Upload to Facebook
    Kabhi-Kabhi Dil Karta Hai Ki Typing Chhod Kar Auto-Correct Se Keh Dun...
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    "Le Bhai Tu Likh Le, Tujhe Mujh Se Zyada Pata Hai!"
  • Similarity between me and my friends:<br/>
Hum Sab Ek Doosre Ki Nazron Mein Pagal Hain!Upload to Facebook
    Similarity between me and my friends:
    Hum Sab Ek Doosre Ki Nazron Mein Pagal Hain!
  • Wife: Meri Sharafat Dekho, Maine Tumhein Dekhe Bagair Hi Shaadi Karli.<br/>
Husband: Aur Meri Sharafat Dekho, Maine Dekh Kar Bhi Inkaar Nahi Kiya!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: Meri Sharafat Dekho, Maine Tumhein Dekhe Bagair Hi Shaadi Karli.
    Husband: Aur Meri Sharafat Dekho, Maine Dekh Kar Bhi Inkaar Nahi Kiya!
  • What is common between Zindagi Ka Safar & Women?<br/>
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Koi Samjha Nahi... Koi Jaana Nahi!Upload to Facebook
    What is common between Zindagi Ka Safar & Women?
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    Koi Samjha Nahi... Koi Jaana Nahi!
  • Zindagi Mein Sapne Ya To Yakeen Se Poore Hote Hain, Ya Whiskey Aur Namkeen Se Poore Hote Hain!Upload to Facebook
    Zindagi Mein Sapne Ya To Yakeen Se Poore Hote Hain, Ya Whiskey Aur Namkeen Se Poore Hote Hain!
  • Peter Ki Life Mein Bahut Problems Aayi,<br/>
Lekin In Sabko Peter Parkar Geya!Upload to Facebook
    Peter Ki Life Mein Bahut Problems Aayi,
    Lekin In Sabko Peter Parkar Geya!
  • Tragedy of today's India:<br />
The richest (industrialists) and the poorest (farmers) of India want loan waiver.
Middle Class Ne Paap Kiya Hai Sirf EMIs & Tax Bharne Ka!Upload to Facebook
    Tragedy of today's India:
    The richest (industrialists) and the poorest (farmers) of India want loan waiver. Middle Class Ne Paap Kiya Hai Sirf EMIs & Tax Bharne Ka!
  • Jab Bhi Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Karta Hun Toh Aisa Lagta Hai Jaise, `You deserve better` Sunne Ke Liye Hi Paida Hua Hun!Upload to Facebook
    Jab Bhi Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Karta Hun Toh Aisa Lagta Hai Jaise, "You deserve better" Sunne Ke Liye Hi Paida Hua Hun!
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