Dahi-Handi festival teaches us the following Corporate lesson: 1. All cannot be on top 2. As you rise so the risk 3. Ground level bears the maximum load 4. And the top guy eats the 'Maakhan'! |
A sign board outside the marriage registrar's office: Court Marriage Kar Ke Paise Bachao Aur Foreign Country Jao, Kyonki Shaadi Mein Rishtedaaron Ko Khana Waise Bhi Achha Nahi Lagta! |
Kabhi-Kabhi Dil Karta Hai Ki Typing Chhod Kar Auto-Correct Se Keh Dun... . . . . . . . . "Le Bhai Tu Likh Le, Tujhe Mujh Se Zyada Pata Hai!" |
Similarity between me and my friends: Hum Sab Ek Doosre Ki Nazron Mein Pagal Hain! |
Wife: Meri Sharafat Dekho, Maine Tumhein Dekhe Bagair Hi Shaadi Karli. Husband: Aur Meri Sharafat Dekho, Maine Dekh Kar Bhi Inkaar Nahi Kiya! |
What is common between Zindagi Ka Safar & Women? . . . . . . . . . . Koi Samjha Nahi... Koi Jaana Nahi! |
Zindagi Mein Sapne Ya To Yakeen Se Poore Hote Hain, Ya Whiskey Aur Namkeen Se Poore Hote Hain! |
Peter Ki Life Mein Bahut Problems Aayi, Lekin In Sabko Peter Parkar Geya! |
Tragedy of today's India: The richest (industrialists) and the poorest (farmers) of India want loan waiver. Middle Class Ne Paap Kiya Hai Sirf EMIs & Tax Bharne Ka! |
Jab Bhi Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Karta Hun Toh Aisa Lagta Hai Jaise, "You deserve better" Sunne Ke Liye Hi Paida Hua Hun! |