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Upload to Facebook Guy 1: Tumne Net Kaun Sa Lagwaya Hua Hai?
Guy 2: BSNL
Guy 1: Monthly Kya Dete Ho?
Guy 2: Gaaliyan! -
Upload to Facebook Bewafai Mein Sharaab Toh Sab Peete Hain...
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Main Tunmhari Yaad Mein Pizza Khaau Ga! -
Upload to Facebook Height of prank call:
Boy: Hello Puja Hai Kya?
Aunty: Nahi.
Boy: To Karvalo... Navratre Hain!
Jai Mata Di! -
Upload to Facebook Kya Aapke Toothpaste Mein Namak Hai?
Agar Hai Toh Aapka Navratari Ka Vrat Toot Geya! -
Upload to Facebook 1 kg Sooji
500gm Shakkar
500ml Milk
250gm Ghee
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Isko Itna Share Karo Ki Iska Halwa Ban Jaye! -
Upload to Facebook Duniya Ka Sabse Technical Question Hota Hai, "Aur Batao?"
Aur Us Se Bhi Technical Question Uska Answer Hota Hai, "Sab Badhiya... Tum Batao?" -
Upload to Facebook Salesman: This phone has shatter proof display, dust proof screen, apocalypse resistant screen.
Customer: Accha Hai Lekin Bhai Screen Guard Toh Saath Mein Free Dena Padega! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: 'RAEES' Dekhne Chalein?
Husband: Main Us 'KAABIL' Nahi.
Wife: Toh 'KAABIL' Chalein?
Husband: Main Utna 'RAEES' Nahi.
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Baad Mein Ghar Mein Bacchon Ne 'DANGAL' Dekha! -
Upload to Facebook Duniya Mein Achhe Aadmi Ki Talassh Mein Mat Niklna...
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Bahar Thand Bahut Hai Aur Main Ghar Pe Hi Hun! -
Upload to Facebook Mom: Gajar Ka Halwa Khayega?
Me: Haan.
Mom: Gajrela.
Me: Haan Bola Hai... Toh Khaunga.
Mom: Main Bol Rahi Hun Uth Ke Market Se Gajar Le Aa!
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