Hinglish SMS

  • Tragedy of today's India:<br />
The richest (industrialists) and the poorest (farmers) of India want loan waiver.
Middle Class Ne Paap Kiya Hai Sirf EMIs & Tax Bharne Ka!Upload to Facebook
    Tragedy of today's India:
    The richest (industrialists) and the poorest (farmers) of India want loan waiver. Middle Class Ne Paap Kiya Hai Sirf EMIs & Tax Bharne Ka!
  • Jab Bhi Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Karta Hun Toh Aisa Lagta Hai Jaise, `You deserve better` Sunne Ke Liye Hi Paida Hua Hun!Upload to Facebook
    Jab Bhi Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Karta Hun Toh Aisa Lagta Hai Jaise, "You deserve better" Sunne Ke Liye Hi Paida Hua Hun!
  • Guy 1: Tumne Net Kaun Sa Lagwaya Hua Hai?<br/>
Guy 2: BSNL<br/>
Guy 1: Monthly Kya Dete Ho?<br/>
Guy 2: Gaaliyan!Upload to Facebook
    Guy 1: Tumne Net Kaun Sa Lagwaya Hua Hai?
    Guy 2: BSNL
    Guy 1: Monthly Kya Dete Ho?
    Guy 2: Gaaliyan!
  • Bewafai Mein Sharaab Toh Sab Peete Hain...<br/>
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Main Tunmhari Yaad Mein Pizza Khaau Ga!Upload to Facebook
    Bewafai Mein Sharaab Toh Sab Peete Hain...
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    Main Tunmhari Yaad Mein Pizza Khaau Ga!
  • Height of prank call:<br/>
Boy: Hello Puja Hai Kya?<br/>
Aunty: Nahi.<br/>
Boy: To Karvalo... Navratre Hain! <br/>
Jai Mata Di!Upload to Facebook
    Height of prank call:
    Boy: Hello Puja Hai Kya?
    Aunty: Nahi.
    Boy: To Karvalo... Navratre Hain!
    Jai Mata Di!
  • Kya Aapke Toothpaste Mein Namak Hai?<br/>
Agar Hai Toh Aapka Navratari Ka Vrat Toot Geya!Upload to Facebook
    Kya Aapke Toothpaste Mein Namak Hai?
    Agar Hai Toh Aapka Navratari Ka Vrat Toot Geya!
  • 1 kg Sooji<br/>
500gm Shakkar<br/>
500ml Milk<br/>
250gm Ghee<br/>
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Isko Itna Share Karo Ki Iska Halwa Ban Jaye!Upload to Facebook
    1 kg Sooji
    500gm Shakkar
    500ml Milk
    250gm Ghee
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    Isko Itna Share Karo Ki Iska Halwa Ban Jaye!
  • Duniya Ka Sabse Technical Question Hota Hai, `Aur Batao?`<br/>
Aur Us Se Bhi Technical Question Uska Answer Hota Hai, `Sab Badhiya... Tum Batao?`Upload to Facebook
    Duniya Ka Sabse Technical Question Hota Hai, "Aur Batao?"
    Aur Us Se Bhi Technical Question Uska Answer Hota Hai, "Sab Badhiya... Tum Batao?"
  • Salesman: This phone has shatter proof display, dust proof screen, apocalypse resistant screen.<br/>
Customer: Accha Hai Lekin Bhai Screen Guard Toh Saath Mein Free Dena Padega!Upload to Facebook
    Salesman: This phone has shatter proof display, dust proof screen, apocalypse resistant screen.
    Customer: Accha Hai Lekin Bhai Screen Guard Toh Saath Mein Free Dena Padega!
  • Wife: 'RAEES' Dekhne Chalein?<br/>
Husband: Main Us 'KAABIL' Nahi.<br/>
Wife: Toh 'KAABIL' Chalein?<br/>
Husband: Main Utna 'RAEES' Nahi.<br/>
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Baad Mein Ghar Mein Bacchon Ne 'DANGAL' Dekha!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: 'RAEES' Dekhne Chalein?
    Husband: Main Us 'KAABIL' Nahi.
    Wife: Toh 'KAABIL' Chalein?
    Husband: Main Utna 'RAEES' Nahi.
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    Baad Mein Ghar Mein Bacchon Ne 'DANGAL' Dekha!
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