Duniya Mein Achhe Aadmi Ki Talassh Mein Mat Niklna... . . . . . . . . Bahar Thand Bahut Hai Aur Main Ghar Pe Hi Hun! |
Mom: Gajar Ka Halwa Khayega? Me: Haan. Mom: Gajrela. Me: Haan Bola Hai... Toh Khaunga. Mom: Main Bol Rahi Hun Uth Ke Market Se Gajar Le Aa! |
Maine Pucha Chaand Se Ki Dekha Hai Kahin Mere Yaar Sa Haseen, Chaand Ne Kaha Chaandani Kee Kasam... . . . . . . . . Woh Filter Wali DP Hai Bhai! |
Kuch Ladkiya Itni Cute Hoti Hai Ki Unki Cute Shakal Ke Aage Apni Shakal Ramu Kaka Jaisi Lagne Lagti Hai! |
Usne Kaha Mere Ishq Mein Fanaa Ho Ja, Maine Kaha Yeh Le Old Monk Aur Dafa Ho Ja! |
Ladki Ki Photo Par 'Nice Pic' Comment Kar Ke Ladki Ke Set Karne Ka Sapna Dekhne Wale Wahi Ladke Hain Jo Bachpan Mein Helicopter Ko Dekh Kar Tata Karte The! |
One Arab to another outside an ATM: Aap Qatar Mein Hain, Aap Kuwait Karna Padega! |
Kuch Phone Ke Selfie Camera Aise Hote Hain Ki Aapko Uss Mein Dekh Ke Apne Aap Se Hi Nafrat Ho Jayegi! |
2 Din Mein Itni Good Wishes Mili Hain WhatsApp Pe Ki... . . . . . . . . . . . Agar 1% Bhi Sach Ho Jaaye Toh By God Ki Kasam, Ambani Bhi Pichhe Reh Jayega! |
Agar Kisi Cheez Ko Sachhe Dil Se Chaho Toh... . . . . . . . . . . Uski Shaadi Kisi Aur Ke Saath Fix Ho Jaati Hai! |