Aaj Kal Toh Bachhe Bhi 5 Star Ke Liye Itna Zidd Nahi Karte Jitna Uber Ya Ola Driver Karta Hai! |
Bhai Aadmi Chahe Brad Pitt Hi Kyon Na Ho, Biwi Tab Bhi Laat Maar Hi Deti Hai! |
Agar "I Love You" Bol-Bol Ke Thak Gaye Ho Aur Crush Nahi Patt Rahi... To Ek Baar "Tum Patli Ho Gayi Ho Bol Ke Dekho". Awww... Karte Hue Gale Laga Legi! |
Respect the Paan Wala. He is the only guy who asks you for permission: "Sir, Chuna Lagaoon?" Baaki Sab Bina Puche Hi Laga Dete Hain! |
Ek Iceberg Tha Jisne Titanic Dubaya Tha Aur Ek Yeh Zuckerberg Hai Jo Poori Duniya Ko Duba Raha Hai! |
Boy: Dad, Main Tang Aa Geya Hun Zindagi Se, Ghar Chhod Kar Ja Raha Hun. Dad: Jaate Time Room Ka Fan Band Kar Ke Jana! |
Padhna Mushkil Nahi Hai... Padhte Waqt Jo Neend Aati Hai Use Control Karna Mushkil Hai! |
Apne Desh Mein Jab Bhi Koi Baraat Nikalti Hai Toh... . . . . . . . 4-5 Baraatiyon Mein Traffic Police Wale Ki Aatma Aa Jati Hai! |
Husband: Can we eat outside today? Wife: Why? Are you bored with my cooking? Husband: Nahi, Bas Aaj Bartan Saaf Karne Ka Mann Nahi Hai! |
Jab Ladkiyon Ke Paas Kuchh Karne Ko Nahi Hota Hai, Tab Wo Apna Mood Kharab Kar Leti Hain! |