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![Agar Glass Tootne Ke Baad Bhi Ghar Mein Khamoshi Ho To Samjh Jao...<br/>
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![Wife: Tum Sharaab Mein Bahut Paise Barbaad Karte Ho, Ab Band Karo.<br/>
Husband: Aur Tum Jo Beauty Parlour Mein 5000 Ke Kabaad Karke Aati Ho Uska Kya?<br/>
Wife: Wo To Main Tumhein Sundar Lagu Isliye.<br/>
Husband: Pagli, Main Bhi To Isliye Peeta Hun Ki Tu Mujhe Sundar Lage!]()
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Husband: Aur Tum Jo Beauty Parlour Mein 5000 Ke Kabaad Karke Aati Ho Uska Kya?
Wife: Wo To Main Tumhein Sundar Lagu Isliye.
Husband: Pagli, Main Bhi To Isliye Peeta Hun Ki Tu Mujhe Sundar Lage! -
![Engineering college first day:<br/>
Student: Sir, I didn't understand.<br/>
Teacher: What, this topic?<br/>
Student: Nahi, Yeh Ki Pata Nahi Kya Soch Kar Papa Ne Engineering Karne Ko Kaha!]()
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Student: Sir, I didn't understand.
Teacher: What, this topic?
Student: Nahi, Yeh Ki Pata Nahi Kya Soch Kar Papa Ne Engineering Karne Ko Kaha! -
![Papa: Kal Raat Kaha Tha?<br/>
Son: Group Study Karne Dost Ke Yaha Ruka Tha Papa!<br/>
Papa: Kal Ki Utri Nahi Teri?<br/>
Son: Kya Matlab Papa?<br/>
Papa: 4 Saal Ho Gaye Tujhe Naukri Karte Hue Bewde!]()
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Son: Group Study Karne Dost Ke Yaha Ruka Tha Papa!
Papa: Kal Ki Utri Nahi Teri?
Son: Kya Matlab Papa?
Papa: 4 Saal Ho Gaye Tujhe Naukri Karte Hue Bewde! -
![Log Facebook Pe Feeling Hungry Aise Likhte Hain
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Comment Mein Koi Roti De Jaye Ga!]()
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![Bunty: Yaar Meri Body Mein Iron Nahi Hai.<br/>
Pappu: Tumhein Kaise Pata Chala?<br/>
Bunty: Kal Maine Full Body Par Magnet Laga Ke Dekha, Kahin Nahi Chipka!]()
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Yaar Meri Body Mein Iron Nahi Hai.
Pappu: Tumhein Kaise Pata Chala?
Bunty: Kal Maine Full Body Par Magnet Laga Ke Dekha, Kahin Nahi Chipka! -
![Kabhi Kabhi Sochta Hun Ki Kis Munh Se Apne Bachhon Se Kahunga Ki Facebook, WhatsApp Band Kar Ke Padhai Karlo!]()
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![Relationship Mein Ladke `Tumne Khana Khaya` Toh Aise Puchte Hain Ki Agar Nahi Khaya Hoga Toh Sanjeev Kapoor Ka Roop Le Lenge!]()
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![Mom: Dekh Beta Us Ladki Ko Paralysis Ho Geya Hai. Munh Tedha Ho Geya Hai, Honth Bhi Pichak Gaye Hain, Aankhein Bhi Tedhi Ho Gayi Hain. Chalo Uski Madad Karte Hain.<br/>
Son: Mom Woh Ladki Selfi Le Rahi Hai.<br/>
Mom: Fite Munh!]()
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Son: Mom Woh Ladki Selfi Le Rahi Hai.
Mom: Fite Munh! -
![Doctor: Kya Khaaya Tha?<br/>
Girl: I ate hamburger, french fries, a corn pizza and had a coke.<br/>
Doctor: Instagram Nahi Hai Yeh, Asli Mein Kya Khaya Tha?<br/>
Girl: Tinde Ki Sabzi!]()
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Girl: I ate hamburger, french fries, a corn pizza and had a coke.
Doctor: Instagram Nahi Hai Yeh, Asli Mein Kya Khaya Tha?
Girl: Tinde Ki Sabzi!
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