A police man caught boy for jumping red light: Police Man: Kyon Laal Batti Na Dikhti? Man: Batti To Dikhi Thi, Par Aap Na Dikhe! |
Garmi Badh Gayi Hai... . . . . . . . Dopehar Mein ORS Aur Shaam Ko RS Barabar Matra Mein Len, Taki Shareer Mein Paani Ki Kami Na Ho! |
Anda Khareedte Samay Sab Ko Bada Anda Chahiye Hota Hai... . . . . . . . . Bhai Koi Murgi Ka Bhi Soch Liya Karo! |
Sardard Hone Par Kuch Der Girlfriend Se Zaroor Baat Karein, Kyon Ki Zehar Hi Zehar Ko Kaat Ta Hai! |
Kuch Log Jab Udas Hote Hai To Apni WhatsApp Ki DP Delete Kar Dete Hain... Itna Kya Dukh Ki Apni Shakal Se Nafrat Ho Jaye! |
Garmi Itni Badh Gai Hai Ki Do Minute Dhoop Mein Khade Reh Kar Aap Logon Ko Bol Sakte Ho Ki... . . . . . . . Work Out Ke Baad Ka Paseena Hai Yeh! |
India Mein Jab Tak, "Aaya Mausam Thande-Thande Dermicool Ka" Ad Nahi Aa Jata Tab Tak... Garmi Chalu Nahi Hoti! |
Jab tak iss dharti par naari Ka apmaan hua hai, Tab tab bura hua hai! Aur banalo anushka pe chutkule! Haaye lagi hai bhabhi ki! |
I have five tickets for the Mumbai semifinal. Anyone interested in coming? . . . . . . . . Agar Aisa Koi Message Aaye, To Mujhe Batana. Main Bhi Chaloonga! |
I am single because... Mele Babu, Mele Shona, Mele Motu, Mele Sweetu, Mele Ladoo, Meli Janu. Yeh Sab Humse Nahi Ho Paayega! |