India Mein Jitne Railway Fatak Hain... Usse Zyada Yahan Biwiyon Ke Natak Hain! |
Duniya Mein Sab Se Tez 2 Network Hai: 1. E-Mail Aur 2. Female Ek Hi Pal Mein Idhar Ki Baat Udhar! |
Shareef Toh Aaj Kal Wohi Log Hain... . . . . . . . Jinhe Abhi Tak Koi Mauka Nahi Mila Hai! |
Question: Arrange Marriage Mein Divorce Kam Kyon Hote Hain? Answer: Jo Apni Marji Se Shaadi Nahi Kar Paya Woh Divorce Kya Khaak Lega! |
Husband: Har Subah Main Bhagwan Se Yeh Prarthna Karta Hun Ki Sabko Tumhare Jaisi Patni Mile. Wife: Sach, Aisa Kyon? Husband: Haan, Aakhir Main Akela Hi Kyon Dukh Sahun! |
Kal Ka Kaam Aaj Mat Karo Usko Kal Tak Hi Rakho, Kya Pata Us Kaam Ko Karne Ki Zarurat Hi Na Pade! |
Shadi Mein Dulhan Ka Ex-Boyfriend Aaya. Bride's father: Aap Kaun Ho? Ex-Boyfriend: Ji Main Semi-Final Mein Bahar Ho Geya Tha, Final Dekhne Aaya Hun! |
Dawood Bomb Blast Karke Bhaag Geya. Mallya 9000 Crore Leke Bhaag Geya. Aur Police Pakadegi Kisko? Jo Helmet Nahi Pehente! |
Bike Pe 4 Log Ja Rahe The.
Policeman: Triple Sawaari Mana Hai Aur Tum 4 Log Baithe Ho! Santa Peeche Muda Aur Bola, "Saalon Paanchwa Kahan Gir Geya?" |
Private School Ke Bachhe Zoo Mein: Woh Bandar So Raha Hai Use Jagana Mat
. Govt. School Ke Bachhe: Woh Dekh Tera Baap So Raha Hai, Pathar Maar Saale Ko! |