Pyaar + Khayal + Dhamki = Maa Pyaar + Darr = Papa Pyaar + Saath = Behen Pyaar + Ladai = Bhai Pyaar + Zindagi = Dost Pyaar + Khayal + Darr + Saath + Ladai + Dhamki = Patni |
Mandir Mein Jaap Karta Hoon; Masjid Mein Aadab Karta Hoon; Insan Se Kahin Farishta Na Ban Jaun; Isliye Roz Tujhko Message Karke Paap Karta Hoon! |
Mahilaon Dwara Make-Up Dhone Se Pehle Unki Antaratma Unhe Ek Baar Zaroor Puchti Hai... . . . . . . . . . Do you really want to reset your face to factory settings? |
Ek Ladki Ke Mana Karne Pe Itna Dukh Nahi Hota, Jitna Ek Dost Ke Yeh Kehne Pe Hota Hai Ki... . . . . . . . Yaar, Aaj Rehne De Kal Piyenge! |
Boys at a Wedding: Boy 1: Yaar, Peeli Wali Meri Boy 2: Achha, Phir Laal Wali Meri Boy 3: Saalo, Kuch To Sharam Karo. Laal Wali Ki Hi Shaadi Pe Aaye Hain! |
Kisi Ne 10th, +2, B.A., Ya B.Com.-B.Tech Mein Pass Hona Ho Ya Kisi Ko Pass Karvana Ho To Mujhe Rs. 20000/- Ke Saath Apna Roll Number Bhej Do... . . . . . . . . . Main Aardas Karunga! |
Agar Girlfriend Hai To Valentine Day; Agar Biwi Hai To Mahavir Jayanti; Agar Dono Nahi Toh Hanuman Jayanti; Aur Dono Hain To Bajirao Mastani! |
Jab Dekha Unhone Tirchi Nazar Se; Kasam Khuda Ki Madhosh Ho Gaye Hum; Par Jab Pata Chala Nazar Parmanant Tirchi Hai; Toh Wahi Khade-Khade Behosh Ho Gaye Hum! |
Agar Aap Se Koi Flirt Kare To Sahyog Dijiye, Kyonki... . . . . . . . . 10 Saal Baad Aapko Koi Ghaas Nahi Daalega! |
He: Hi! She: I have a boyfriend. He: And I have your boyfriend. Police Station Se Bol Raha Hun, Ladkiyan Chedte Hue Pakda Geya Hai, Aa Kar Le Jao! |