Hinglish SMS

  • Pyaar + Khayal + Dhamki = Maa
    Pyaar + Darr = Papa
    Pyaar + Saath = Behen
    Pyaar + Ladai = Bhai
    Pyaar + Zindagi = Dost
    Pyaar + Khayal + Darr + Saath + Ladai + Dhamki = Patni
  • Mandir Mein Jaap Karta Hoon;<br/>
Masjid Mein Aadab Karta Hoon;<br/>
Insan Se Kahin Farishta Na Ban Jaun;<br/>
Isliye Roz Tujhko Message Karke Paap Karta Hoon!Upload to Facebook
    Mandir Mein Jaap Karta Hoon;
    Masjid Mein Aadab Karta Hoon;
    Insan Se Kahin Farishta Na Ban Jaun;
    Isliye Roz Tujhko Message Karke Paap Karta Hoon!
  • Mahilaon Dwara Make-Up Dhone Se Pehle Unki Antaratma Unhe Ek Baar Zaroor Puchti Hai...<br/>
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Do you really want to reset your face to factory settings?Upload to Facebook
    Mahilaon Dwara Make-Up Dhone Se Pehle Unki Antaratma Unhe Ek Baar Zaroor Puchti Hai...
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    Do you really want to reset your face to factory settings?
  • Ek Ladki Ke Mana Karne Pe Itna Dukh Nahi Hota, Jitna Ek Dost Ke Yeh Kehne Pe Hota Hai Ki...<br/>
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Yaar, Aaj Rehne De Kal Piyenge!Upload to Facebook
    Ek Ladki Ke Mana Karne Pe Itna Dukh Nahi Hota, Jitna Ek Dost Ke Yeh Kehne Pe Hota Hai Ki...
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    Yaar, Aaj Rehne De Kal Piyenge!
  • Boys at a Wedding:<br/>
Boy 1: Yaar, Peeli Wali Meri<br/>
Boy 2: Achha, Phir Laal Wali Meri<br/>
Boy 3: Saalo, Kuch To Sharam Karo. Laal Wali Ki Hi Shaadi Pe Aaye Hain!Upload to Facebook
    Boys at a Wedding:
    Boy 1: Yaar, Peeli Wali Meri
    Boy 2: Achha, Phir Laal Wali Meri
    Boy 3: Saalo, Kuch To Sharam Karo. Laal Wali Ki Hi Shaadi Pe Aaye Hain!
  • Kisi Ne 10th, +2, B.A., Ya B.Com.-B.Tech Mein Pass Hona Ho Ya Kisi Ko Pass Karvana Ho To Mujhe Rs. 20000/- Ke Saath Apna Roll Number Bhej Do...<br/>
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Main Aardas Karunga!Upload to Facebook
    Kisi Ne 10th, +2, B.A., Ya B.Com.-B.Tech Mein Pass Hona Ho Ya Kisi Ko Pass Karvana Ho To Mujhe Rs. 20000/- Ke Saath Apna Roll Number Bhej Do...
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    Main Aardas Karunga!
  • Agar Girlfriend Hai To Valentine Day;<br/>
Agar Biwi Hai To Mahavir Jayanti;<br/>
Agar Dono Nahi Toh Hanuman Jayanti;<br/>
Aur Dono Hain To Bajirao Mastani!Upload to Facebook
    Agar Girlfriend Hai To Valentine Day;
    Agar Biwi Hai To Mahavir Jayanti;
    Agar Dono Nahi Toh Hanuman Jayanti;
    Aur Dono Hain To Bajirao Mastani!
  • Jab Dekha Unhone Tirchi Nazar Se;<br/>
Kasam Khuda Ki Madhosh Ho Gaye Hum;<br/>
Par Jab Pata Chala Nazar Parmanant Tirchi Hai;<br/>
Toh Wahi Khade-Khade Behosh Ho Gaye Hum! Upload to Facebook
    Jab Dekha Unhone Tirchi Nazar Se;
    Kasam Khuda Ki Madhosh Ho Gaye Hum;
    Par Jab Pata Chala Nazar Parmanant Tirchi Hai;
    Toh Wahi Khade-Khade Behosh Ho Gaye Hum!
  • Agar Aap Se Koi Flirt Kare To Sahyog Dijiye, Kyonki...<br/>
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10 Saal Baad Aapko Koi Ghaas Nahi Daalega!Upload to Facebook
    Agar Aap Se Koi Flirt Kare To Sahyog Dijiye, Kyonki...
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    10 Saal Baad Aapko Koi Ghaas Nahi Daalega!
  • He: Hi!<br/>
She: I have a boyfriend.<br/>
He: And I have your boyfriend. Police Station Se Bol Raha Hun, Ladkiyan Chedte Hue Pakda Geya Hai, Aa Kar Le Jao!Upload to Facebook
    He: Hi!
    She: I have a boyfriend.
    He: And I have your boyfriend. Police Station Se Bol Raha Hun, Ladkiyan Chedte Hue Pakda Geya Hai, Aa Kar Le Jao!
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