Ladki: Tum Kab Tak Mere Sath Rehna Chahte Ho? Ladke Ne Apna Ek Aansu Samandar Mein Giraya Aur Bola Jab Tak Tum Yeh Na Dhoond Lo. Yeh Sunn Ke Samandar Buhut Bhovak Hokar Bola, "Saale Itni Drame Baziyaan Kahan Se Seekhte Ho?" |
Girlfriend: Hi Jaanu, Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Boyfriend: Paise Jod Raha Hun. Girlfriend: Aaaaawww, I Know Mere New Phone Ke Liye Aap Paise Jod Rahe Ho Na Baby, How sweet of you Muaah! Boyfriend: 10 Rupaye Ka Note Phat Geya Hai, Usko Jod Raha Hun Tape Laga Ke! |
Ghazab Haal Hai Aaj-Kal Ke Ladkon Ka Samne Rehne Wali Pinky To Set Hoti Nahi Aur... . . . . . . . . . . Friend Request Saale America Rehne Wali Angel Ko Bhejte Hain! |
Agar Koi Ladki Saj-Dhaj Kar, Nai Dress Pehan K Kahin Party Mein Ja Rahi Hai Toh Samaj Lo Thodi Der Mein Uski DP Badalne Wali Hai! |
When you drive in Kanpur, you get that "Chak De India" feeling... Isne Left Indicator Chalu Kiya Hai, Ye Left Mudega Par Nahi Iska Face Right Ki Taraf Hai Ye Right Mudega. Ya Khuda! Ye To Beech Raaste Mein Chal Raha Hai... Iska Matlab Ye Gutkha Thookne Ke Liye Rukega! |
In other countries dogs are known as dogs, but in India dogs are known as... . . . . . Dekh Tera Bhai Ja Raha Hai! |
Itni Thand Mein Bhi Koi Hug Dene Wali Nahi Hai. Yeh Intolerance Nahi To Kya Hai! |
Air Hostess to Lalu, "Sir, are you vegetarian or non-vegetarian? Lalu: I'm Indian. Air Hostess: No, no sir, are you Shakahari or Masahari? Lalu: Hatt Sasuri... I am Bihari! |
Son 'Gives suicide note to his father' SBI Father: Peeche Account Number Aur Mobile Number Likho. |
Patni: Apne Kaam Wali Ke Saath Koi Lafda Kiya Kya? Pati: Kyon, Kya Hua? Patni: Kal Tak Mujhe Memsaab Bulati Thi, Aaj Didi Bula Rahi Hai! |