Shaadi Mein DJ Ne Announce Kiya: Jisko Dance Nahi Karna, Woh Jaake Apni Bhains Charaye. Santa (Apni Wife Jeeto Se): Chalo Darling, Khana Khate Hein! |
What is common between Zindagi Ka Safar & Women? Koi Samjha Nahi... Koi Jaana Nahi! |
Heights of lonliness: The longer you wait, the hotter you date... . . . . . . . . . Lagta Hai Meri Wali Jal Ke Mar Gayi Hai! |
Ladkon Ko Mehngai Ka Tab Pata Chala Jab 249/- Mein 1GB Data Mila Aur Ladkiyon Ko Mehngai Ka Tab Pata Chala Jab 12/- Mein Sirf 5 Golgappe Mile! |
Girl: Tumne Yoga Kahan Se Seekha? Boy: 😜 Girl: Ye Kya Hai? Boy: Baba Ramdev! |
Yeh Zaroori Nahi Ki Har Rishta Khoon Ka Ho, Kuch Rishte Khoon Chusne Ke Liye Bhi Hote Hain... . . . . . . Jaise 'Pati-Patni' Ka Rishta Hi Le Lo! |
Jab Do Ladkiyan Aapas Mein Milti Hain Toh Selfie Lete Hain, Jab Do Ladke Aapas Mein Milte Hain Toh Ek Half Lete Hain! |
Biwi, Boss Aur Modi Mein Kya Common Hai? Teeno Apne 'Mann Ki Baat' Kehte Hain, Hamari To Sunte Hi Nahi! |
At every office function, 80% people keep thinking... 'Saala Itna Kharcha Karne Se Achha Salary Badha Dete To Zyada Motivation Milta'! |
Pehle Logon Ki Izzat Unke Haath Mein Rehti Thi Aajkal Memory Card Mein Rehti Hai...! |