Only 'Dil' is s resizable organ because... Sometimes Dad says: 'Beta Apna Dil Bada Karo, Chhote Bhai Ko Maaf Kar Do"! Sometimes Mom says: 'Dil Chhota Matt Kar... Koi Baat Nahi Agar Tum Fail Ho Gaye'! Ab Samajh Nahi Saala Dil Bada Karun Ya Chhota! |
In India You are an Awaara if you step outside of your home and a Nikamma if you stay inside. |
Selfie Bana-Ne Ko Ek Second Lagta Hai; Lekin Image Bana-Ne Ko Saari Umar Lag Jaati hai! |
Neta Ji: Hamari Party Mein Corrupt Logon Ke Liye Koi Jagah Nahi Hai Bheed Se: Housefull Ho Gaya Kya? |
Rah Chalti Khoobsurat Ladki Ko Jee Bhar Kar Dekhne Ke Liye 360° Ke Angle Par Gardan Ghuma Dene Wale Ladke Bhi Ek Tarah Se Yogi Hi Hain.. |
India is the only country where petrol is measured in days and not in k.m. "Arey Parson Hi Toh Bharwaya Tha, 2 Din Mein Kaise Khatam Ho Geya?" |
When you point a knife at your friend he says, "Kisi Aur Ko Darana, Iss Se!" When you point a rubber band at your friend he says, "Abe Pagal Hai Kya, Mat Kar, Lag Jayegi!" |
Tau: Mera Chora Padhai Mein Kaisa Seh? Teacher: Chaudhary Yun Samaj Le Aaryabhatt Ne Zero Ki Khoj Iske Khatir Hi Kari Thi |
Manager to Employee: What do you think, Why did Katappa kill Baahubali? Employee: Katappa must be unhappy with his appraisal, Sir! |
Ladki: Tumne Mujhe Aankh Kyun Maari, Main Aisi Waisi Ladki Nahi Hu.. Bunty: Wo To Theek Hai Par Check Karna Hamara Farz Banta Hai |