Hinglish SMS

  • Only 'Dil' is s resizable organ because...<br/>
Sometimes Dad says: 'Beta Apna Dil Bada Karo, Chhote Bhai Ko Maaf Kar Do`!<br/>
Sometimes Mom says: 'Dil Chhota Matt Kar... Koi Baat Nahi Agar Tum Fail Ho Gaye'!<br/>
Ab Samajh Nahi Saala Dil Bada Karun Ya Chhota!Upload to Facebook
    Only 'Dil' is s resizable organ because...
    Sometimes Dad says: 'Beta Apna Dil Bada Karo, Chhote Bhai Ko Maaf Kar Do"!
    Sometimes Mom says: 'Dil Chhota Matt Kar... Koi Baat Nahi Agar Tum Fail Ho Gaye'!
    Ab Samajh Nahi Saala Dil Bada Karun Ya Chhota!
  • In India<br/>
You are an Awaara if you step outside of your home and a Nikamma if you stay inside.Upload to Facebook
    In India
    You are an Awaara if you step outside of your home and a Nikamma if you stay inside.
  • Selfie Bana-Ne Ko Ek Second Lagta Hai;<br/>
Lekin Image Bana-Ne Ko Saari Umar Lag Jaati hai!Upload to Facebook
    Selfie Bana-Ne Ko Ek Second Lagta Hai;
    Lekin Image Bana-Ne Ko Saari Umar Lag Jaati hai!
  • Neta Ji: Hamari Party Mein Corrupt Logon Ke Liye Koi Jagah Nahi Hai<br/>
Bheed Se: Housefull Ho Gaya Kya?Upload to Facebook
    Neta Ji: Hamari Party Mein Corrupt Logon Ke Liye Koi Jagah Nahi Hai
    Bheed Se: Housefull Ho Gaya Kya?
  • Rah Chalti Khoobsurat Ladki Ko Jee Bhar Kar Dekhne Ke Liye 360° Ke Angle Par Gardan Ghuma Dene Wale Ladke Bhi Ek Tarah Se Yogi Hi Hain..Upload to Facebook
    Rah Chalti Khoobsurat Ladki Ko Jee Bhar Kar Dekhne Ke Liye 360° Ke Angle Par Gardan Ghuma Dene Wale Ladke Bhi Ek Tarah Se Yogi Hi Hain..
  • India is the only country where petrol is measured in days and not in k.m.<br/>
`Arey Parson Hi Toh Bharwaya Tha, 2 Din Mein Kaise Khatam Ho Geya?`Upload to Facebook
    India is the only country where petrol is measured in days and not in k.m.
    "Arey Parson Hi Toh Bharwaya Tha, 2 Din Mein Kaise Khatam Ho Geya?"
  • When you point a knife at your friend he says,<br/>
`Kisi Aur Ko Darana, Iss Se!`<br/>
When you point a rubber band at your friend he says,<br/>
`Abe Pagal Hai Kya, Mat Kar, Lag Jayegi!`Upload to Facebook
    When you point a knife at your friend he says,
    "Kisi Aur Ko Darana, Iss Se!"
    When you point a rubber band at your friend he says,
    "Abe Pagal Hai Kya, Mat Kar, Lag Jayegi!"
  • Tau: Mera Chora Padhai Mein Kaisa Seh?<br/>
Teacher: Chaudhary Yun Samaj Le Aaryabhatt Ne Zero Ki Khoj Iske Khatir Hi Kari ThiUpload to Facebook
    Tau: Mera Chora Padhai Mein Kaisa Seh?
    Teacher: Chaudhary Yun Samaj Le Aaryabhatt Ne Zero Ki Khoj Iske Khatir Hi Kari Thi
  • Manager to Employee: What do you think, Why did Katappa kill Baahubali?<br/>
Employee: Katappa must be unhappy with his appraisal, Sir!Upload to Facebook
    Manager to Employee: What do you think, Why did Katappa kill Baahubali?
    Employee: Katappa must be unhappy with his appraisal, Sir!
  • Ladki: Tumne Mujhe Aankh Kyun Maari, Main Aisi Waisi Ladki Nahi Hu..<br/>
Bunty: Wo To Theek Hai Par Check Karna Hamara Farz Banta HaiUpload to Facebook
    Ladki: Tumne Mujhe Aankh Kyun Maari, Main Aisi Waisi Ladki Nahi Hu..
    Bunty: Wo To Theek Hai Par Check Karna Hamara Farz Banta Hai
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