Height of some girl's Nakhre! Doctor: Kya Hua Hai Aapko? . . . . . . . . . . . . Girl: Hmmm... Nazar Lag Gayi Hai! |
New Session - New Admision Boy1: Oye Ye Kaun Hai? Boy2: New Admission...!!! Boy3: Naam Kya Hai Iska...? Boy4: Aaram Se Oye... Bhabhi Hai Tumhari.. |
Har Mummy Chahti Hai Uski Bahu Chaand Jaisi Ho Chahe Khud Ne Chris Gayle Paida Kiya Ho |
Indian Bhaigiri Australians: Heyy Mate English: Heyy Bro Spanish: Hola Amigo Americans: Heyy Buddy Indians: Bc Bhai Hai Apna |
Man: Aap Kya Karti Ho? Lady: Dulhan Taiyaar Karti Hu, Parlour Hai Mera.. Aur Aap? Man: Mein Dulhe Taiyaar Karta Hu Lady: Acha, Parlour Hai Aapka? Man: Nahin, Guptrog Ka Hakim Hu..! |
Itihaas Gawah Hai Yeh Baat Aaj Tak Kisi Ladki Ne Kisi Ko Nahin Kahi . . . . . . Tum Phone Kaat Do Main Karti Hu...! |
There are two types of People on Facebook. Lucky: Jinko Crush Ki Request Aati Hai, Unlucky: Jinko Sirf Candy Crush Ki Request Aati Hai! |
Ek Gareeb Ladke Ko Chirag Mila Usne Uthaya Aur Ragad Diya Zordaar Dhamaka Hua Aur Woh Mar Gaya. Moral: Alladin Ka Zamana Gaya! Lawaris Vastuon Se Door Raho Kuch Cheezien Aladdin Ki Nahin, Mujahideen Ki Bhi Ho Sakti Hein! Janhit Mein Jaari |
Girls take 3 days to judge a boy and in case of boys... 1 Second: Kya Ladki Hai Yaar? 2 Second: By God Mast Hai Yaar! 3 Second: Bhai Mujhe To Pyaar Ho Geya Isse |
Ek Hi Song Mein Poori Age Dekhiye... Naino Mein Sapna (Age 5 To 15) Sapno Mein Sajna (Age 15 To 25) Sajna Pe Dil Aa Geya (Age 25 To 35) Kyon Sajna Pe Dil Aa Geya (Age 35 To 40) Baaki Poori Age: Ta Thaiya Ta Thaiya Oooo... |