Hinglish SMS

  • Height of some girl's Nakhre!
    Doctor: Kya Hua Hai Aapko?
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    Girl: Hmmm... Nazar Lag Gayi Hai!
  • <b>New Session - New Admision</b><br/>

Boy1: Oye Ye Kaun Hai?<br/>
Boy2: New Admission...!!!<br/>
Boy3: Naam Kya Hai Iska...?<br/>
Boy4: Aaram Se Oye... Bhabhi Hai Tumhari..Upload to Facebook
    New Session - New Admision
    Boy1: Oye Ye Kaun Hai?
    Boy2: New Admission...!!!
    Boy3: Naam Kya Hai Iska...?
    Boy4: Aaram Se Oye... Bhabhi Hai Tumhari..
  • Har Mummy Chahti Hai Uski Bahu Chaand Jaisi Ho<br/>
Chahe Khud Ne Chris Gayle Paida Kiya HoUpload to Facebook
    Har Mummy Chahti Hai Uski Bahu Chaand Jaisi Ho
    Chahe Khud Ne Chris Gayle Paida Kiya Ho
  • Indian Bhaigiri<br/><br/>

Australians: Heyy Mate<br/>
English: Heyy Bro<br/>
Spanish: Hola Amigo<br/>
Americans: Heyy Buddy<br/>
Indians: Bc Bhai Hai ApnaUpload to Facebook
    Indian Bhaigiri

    Australians: Heyy Mate
    English: Heyy Bro
    Spanish: Hola Amigo
    Americans: Heyy Buddy
    Indians: Bc Bhai Hai Apna
  • Man: Aap Kya Karti Ho?<br/>
Lady: Dulhan Taiyaar Karti Hu, Parlour Hai Mera.. Aur Aap?<br/>
Man: Mein Dulhe Taiyaar Karta Hu<br/>
Lady: Acha, Parlour Hai Aapka?<br/>
Man: Nahin, Guptrog Ka Hakim Hu..!Upload to Facebook
    Man: Aap Kya Karti Ho?
    Lady: Dulhan Taiyaar Karti Hu, Parlour Hai Mera.. Aur Aap?
    Man: Mein Dulhe Taiyaar Karta Hu
    Lady: Acha, Parlour Hai Aapka?
    Man: Nahin, Guptrog Ka Hakim Hu..!
  • Itihaas Gawah Hai Yeh Baat Aaj Tak Kisi Ladki Ne Kisi Ko Nahin Kahi<br/>
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Tum Phone Kaat Do Main Karti Hu...!Upload to Facebook
    Itihaas Gawah Hai Yeh Baat Aaj Tak Kisi Ladki Ne Kisi Ko Nahin Kahi
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    Tum Phone Kaat Do Main Karti Hu...!
  • There are two types of People on Facebook.<br/>
Lucky: Jinko Crush Ki Request Aati Hai,<br/>
Unlucky: Jinko Sirf Candy Crush Ki Request Aati Hai!Upload to Facebook
    There are two types of People on Facebook.
    Lucky: Jinko Crush Ki Request Aati Hai,
    Unlucky: Jinko Sirf Candy Crush Ki Request Aati Hai!
  • Ek Gareeb Ladke Ko Chirag Mila Usne Uthaya Aur Ragad Diya Zordaar Dhamaka Hua Aur Woh Mar Gaya.<br/>
Moral: Alladin Ka Zamana Gaya! Lawaris Vastuon Se Door Raho Kuch Cheezien Aladdin Ki Nahin, Mujahideen Ki Bhi Ho Sakti Hein!
Janhit Mein JaariUpload to Facebook
    Ek Gareeb Ladke Ko Chirag Mila Usne Uthaya Aur Ragad Diya Zordaar Dhamaka Hua Aur Woh Mar Gaya.
    Moral: Alladin Ka Zamana Gaya! Lawaris Vastuon Se Door Raho Kuch Cheezien Aladdin Ki Nahin, Mujahideen Ki Bhi Ho Sakti Hein! Janhit Mein Jaari
  • Girls take 3 days to judge a boy and in case of boys...<br/>
1 Second: Kya Ladki Hai Yaar?<br/>
2 Second: By God Mast Hai Yaar!<br/>
3 Second: Bhai Mujhe To Pyaar Ho Geya IsseUpload to Facebook
    Girls take 3 days to judge a boy and in case of boys...
    1 Second: Kya Ladki Hai Yaar?
    2 Second: By God Mast Hai Yaar!
    3 Second: Bhai Mujhe To Pyaar Ho Geya Isse
  • Ek Hi Song Mein Poori Age Dekhiye...<br/><br/>
Naino Mein Sapna (Age 5 To 15)<br/><br/>

Sapno Mein Sajna (Age 15 To 25)<br/><br/>

Sajna Pe Dil Aa Geya (Age 25 To 35)<br/><br/>

Kyon Sajna Pe Dil Aa Geya (Age 35 To 40)<br/><br/>

Baaki Poori Age: Ta Thaiya Ta Thaiya Oooo...Upload to Facebook
    Ek Hi Song Mein Poori Age Dekhiye...

    Naino Mein Sapna (Age 5 To 15)

    Sapno Mein Sajna (Age 15 To 25)

    Sajna Pe Dil Aa Geya (Age 25 To 35)

    Kyon Sajna Pe Dil Aa Geya (Age 35 To 40)

    Baaki Poori Age: Ta Thaiya Ta Thaiya Oooo...
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