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![Teacher: Pawan, Aaj Kal Tum Class Mein Itna Shor Kyu Machate Rehte Ho?<br />
Pawan: Kyunki Saawan ka Mahina, Pawan Kare Shor!]()
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Pawan, Aaj Kal Tum Class Mein Itna Shor Kyu Machate Rehte Ho?
Pawan: Kyunki Saawan ka Mahina, Pawan Kare Shor! -
![Bharat Mein Jyadatar Sadak Durghatnaon Ka Karan Wo Dost Hota Hai Jo Bike Ke Peeche Baithkar Aapko Uksata Rehta Hai Ki...<br/>
Aur Tez Chala Saale, Aage Scorpio Mein Maal Hai!]()
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Aur Tez Chala Saale, Aage Scorpio Mein Maal Hai! -
![The only thing that motivates a guy to study is:<br/>
`Padh Le, Nahi Toh Koi Baap Apni Beti Nahi Dega!`]()
Upload to Facebook The only thing that motivates a guy to study is:
"Padh Le, Nahi Toh Koi Baap Apni Beti Nahi Dega!" -
Admin Ki Taraf Se Kal Sham Ko 7 Baje Se Admin Ke Ghar Par Program Rakha Geya Hai Aap Sab Family Ke Saath Aa Sakte Hain.
Jis Mein Aapko...
Chicken Roasted
Ginger Chicken
Gola Kabab
Reshmi Kabab
Chicken Tikka
Cold Drink
Pizza
Shwarma Roll
Gulab Jamun
Ice Cream
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Se Hone Wali Bimariyon Ke Bare Mein Jaankari Di Jayengi.
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Shaadi Jaldi Hone Ki Dua by A Hyderabadi:
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"Kab Aate Wo Dinaa, Ek Takiye Pe Do Gardana,
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![Girlfriend: Hi Jaanu, Kya Kar Rahe Ho?<br/>
Boyfriend: Paise Jod Raha Hun.<br/>
Girlfriend: Aaaaawww, I Know Mere New Phone Ke Liye Aap Paise Jod Rahe Ho Na Baby, How sweet of you Muaah!<br/>
Boyfriend: 5 Rupaye Ka Note Phat Geya Hai, Usko Jod Raha Hun Tape Laga Ke!]()
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: Hi Jaanu, Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Boyfriend: Paise Jod Raha Hun.
Girlfriend: Aaaaawww, I Know Mere New Phone Ke Liye Aap Paise Jod Rahe Ho Na Baby, How sweet of you Muaah!
Boyfriend: 5 Rupaye Ka Note Phat Geya Hai, Usko Jod Raha Hun Tape Laga Ke! -
![Very effective 'Dhamki' by wife during the age of Smart Phones:<br/>
Tum Jitna Time Facebook, Whatsapp, Twitter Ko Doge;<br/>
Mein Utna Time Flipkart, Amazon, Snapdeal Ko Dungi!]()
Upload to Facebook Very effective 'Dhamki' by wife during the age of Smart Phones:
Tum Jitna Time Facebook, Whatsapp, Twitter Ko Doge;
Mein Utna Time Flipkart, Amazon, Snapdeal Ko Dungi! -
Break-up ke baad Aisa Kyon Lagta Hai,
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Ki Saala Har Sad Song Apne Liye Hi Likha Geya Hai. -
![Mom: Sofa Letne Ke Liye Nahi Hota Baithne Ke Liye Hota Hai. <br/>
Son: Haan Toh Chappal Bhi Maarne Ke Liye Nahi Pehen Ne Ke Liye Hoti Hai...<br/>
Ek Chappl Aur Padi!]()
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Son: Haan Toh Chappal Bhi Maarne Ke Liye Nahi Pehen Ne Ke Liye Hoti Hai...
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Break-up Ke Baad Aisa Kyon Lagta Hai,
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Ki Saala Har Sad Song Jaise Apne Liye Hi Likha Geya Hai!
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